Each comment clues a phrase that contains the word "fuck" or "fucking" in it that is often abbreivated.
Each illustration depicts something that shares its initials with the abbreviations clued by the comments.
For each, use the initials of the comments as indexes into the F-word (U for second letter, C for third, K for fourth).
| Comment | Phrase | Abbr. | Image | Image # | Commenter Inits | Index into... | To get... |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cousin Ursula: I don't think it's that important. | Big Fucking Deal | BFD | Bugs Fires Daffy | 1 | CU | Fires | RI |
| Kevin: Hmmm, that's unusual. | What the Fuck? | WTF | Waldo Tastes Flapjacks | 8 | K | Flapjacks | P |
| Crystal: Shoo. | Get the Fuck Out | GTFO | Grimace Tallies Five Ostriches | 3 | C | Five | V |
| Uncle Chuck: Perhaps that book has something. | Read the Fucking Manual | RTFM | Raccoon Types Fan Mail | 6 | UC | Fan | AN |
| Crystal: MIT's not quite what I thought. | I Hate This Fucking Place | IHTFP | Iowa Has The Fewest Potatoes | 4 | C | Fewest | W |
| Uncle Kevin: Well that's a mess. | Situation Normal All Fucked Up | SNAFU | School Newspaper Advertises Fitness Unicycle | 7 | UK | Fitness | IN |
| King Chuck: That's frustrating. | For Fuck's Sake | FFS | Finnish Folk Singer | 2 | KC | Folk | KL |
| Ursula: Heh. | Laughing My Fucking Ass Off | LMFAO | Legolas Makes Fellowship An Omelet | 5 | U | Fellowship | E |
The indexed letters spell RIP VAN WINKLE, who certainly did go the f*** to sleep.