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Albumistanumerophobia

Lake Eerie

Even before Barbie complained that math was hard, the fear of numbers and mathematics has been frighteningly common. Such fears are spurious, though; working out the relationships between variables is surprisingly easy!

NOTE: Be sure to round to two digits!

Affinity for Pennywise
2012 542
2013 234
2014 432
2015 948
Chopped contestants
Chopped contestants
2007 580
2008 100
2009 930
2010 90
Dairy-based beverages
2004 83
2005 88
2006 88
2007 85
Desire to have sex with me
2010 601
2011 707
2012 234
2013 652
Diurnal consumption of pomes
2002 824
2003 415
2004 50
2005 779
Extent and sinuosity of a path
2003 369
2004 484
2005 226
2006 11
Groups of lions
2013 92
2014 93
2015 99
2016 100
High-pitched noises coming from axle partners
2005 247
2006 487
2007 959
2008 730
Kids' turkey templates
2006 65
2007 13
2008 45
2009 49
Miles per hour
2001 483
2002 327
2003 823
2004 854
Non-recreational employment
2015 335
2016 437
2017 533
2018 989
Observations of kitchen equipment
2008 278
2009 752
2010 840
2011 848
Plays of Paul McCartney's first solo single
2011 77
2012 76
2013 79
2014 77
Q-Rating
2014 653
2015 134
2016 453
2017 491
Rehearsals
2009 120
2010 112
2011 123
2012 134
Unattached Potato Head mouths
2000 76
2001 84
2002 86
2003 65
Buoyancy of sea vessels
Year 1 71
Year 2 77
Year 3 79
Year 4 96
Descent velocity
Year 1 72
Year 2 75
Year 3 77
Year 4 93
Distance from my buddies
Year 1 491
Year 2 64
Year 3 760
Year 4 537
Entrances
Year 1 432
Year 2 802
Year 3 843
Year 4 30
Finger jewelry
Year 1 50
Year 2 154
Year 3 794
Year 4 997
Instances of the 6th plague
Year 1 981
Year 2 964
Year 3 125
Year 4 156
Laser shows
Year 1 789
Year 2 90
Year 3 800
Year 4 160
Matteness of the finish of a pail fetcher
Year 1 143
Year 2 643
Year 3 50
Year 4 863
Medical professionals in the immediate area
Year 1 220
Year 2 849
Year 3 988
Year 4 809
Money exchanges at the US/Canadian border
Year 1 750
Year 2 760
Year 3 925
Year 4 870
Movies with Jamie Lee Curtis as an aerobics instructor
Year 1 9
Year 2 10
Year 3 12
Year 4 13
Nuclear by-products
Year 1 54
Year 2 379
Year 3 759
Year 4 541
Productions of 1970s musicals set in the 1950s
Year 1 38
Year 2 941
Year 3 883
Year 4 614
Times judges are disobeyed in court
Year 1 789
Year 2 78
Year 3 820
Year 4 145
Unexpired cans of soup
Year 1 202
Year 2 305
Year 3 239
Year 4 459
Young males in this three-foot stretch
Year 1 4
Year 2 7
Year 3 13
Year 4 5