The GIFs in the puzzle come in pairs, one portraying a word with a hard G sound and the other portraying a corresponding word where the word has a soft G or J sound. These reflect the disagreement in the pronunciation of “GIF” itself. Find all twenty-seven pairs and, as the flavortext hints, find the difference in frame count between the two GIFs. The GIFs are displayed in order by frame count as an aid. Which pronunciation of “GIF” you use is up to you and the puzzle does not judge you for it either way, but the GIF ordering is based on the hard G sound because the directly extracted message uses the hard G. The hard G GIFs have frame counts from 10 to 36 without gaps or repetition. They are the ordering of the pairs. The soft G GIFs do not share this property.
Hard G | Frame Count | Difference | Frame Count | Soft G | ||
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ghoul (from Ghouls) |
10 | 7 (G) | 17 | jewel | ||
Gherkin | 11 | 21 (U) | 32 | jerkin | ||
gaze | 12 | 18 (R) | 30 | jays | ||
goose | 13 | 14 (N) | 27 | juice | ||
gears | 14 | 5 (E) | 19 | jeers | ||
egg | 15 | 25 (Y) | 40 | edge | ||
brig | 16 | 20 (T) | 36 | bridge | ||
ghost | 17 | 15 (O) | 32 | Jost | ||
Kagan | 18 | 20 (T) | 38 | Cajun (a ULL Ragin’ Cajun) |
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gauze | 19 | 8 (H) | 27 | Jaws | ||
conger | 20 | 5 (E) | 25 | conjure | ||
MiG | 21 | 3 (C) | 24 | midge | ||
guinea | 22 | 5 (E) | 27 | Ginny | ||
Gale | 23 | 14 (N) | 37 | jail | ||
rig | 24 | 20 (T) | 44 | ridge | ||
Bergen | 25 | 5 (E) | 30 | burgeon | ||
Gump | 26 | 18 (R) | 44 | jump | ||
goalie | 27 | 15 (O) | 42 | Jolie | ||
Gumbel | 28 | 6 (F) | 34 | jumble | ||
slug | 29 | 20 (T) | 49 | sludge | ||
Reagan | 30 | 8 (H) | 38 | ragin’ (a ULL Ragin’ Cajun) |
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lung | 31 | 5 (E) | 36 | lunge | ||
gain | 32 | 5 (E) | 37 | Jane | ||
go | 33 | 1 (A) | 34 | Joe | ||
pug | 34 | 18 (R) | 52 | Pudge | ||
guilt | 35 | 20 (T) | 55 | jilt | ||
bagger | 36 | 8 (H) | 44 | badger |
Mapping the difference to letters using A=1, B=2, and so on, the frame count differences spell GURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH. Following the puzzle’s conceit one last time, the corresponding soft G phrase is JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, which is the answer.