First, solve the jumbles and the riddles:
Jumble 14
OSTIRELNHLS
S
E
T
H
R
O
L
L
I
N
S
IADMDOAWSENN
D
A
M
I
E
N
S
A
N
D
O
W
What do you call a guy without a shovel?
Your answer:
D
O
U
G
L
A
S
Jumble 02
RLGEATKNU
K
U
R
T
A
N
G
L
E
URYRRTENPSA
P
E
R
R
Y
S
A
T
U
R
N
What language is used by a straight insect?
Your answer:
L
I
N
E
A
R
B
Jumble 06
ADTYATHMR
M
A
T
T
H
A
R
D
Y
TVMRUREOHODRC
T
R
E
V
O
R
M
U
R
D
O
C
H
OAANRRIIDMRWLRAAO
R
O
A
D
W
A
R
R
I
O
R
A
N
I
M
A
L
Where can you find all of the semisolid goop?
Your answer:
T
H
E
M
U
S
H
R
O
O
M
Jumble 07
DRMOBVANA
R
O
B
V
A
N
D
A
M
GKKRNIOEBO
K
I
N
G
B
O
O
K
E
R
LJTINMNNSEAEOBH
S
H
E
L
T
O
N
B
E
N
J
A
M
I
N
UORVOMTTRNOVINEAPLEOTS
M
O
N
T
E
L
V
O
N
T
A
V
I
O
U
S
P
O
R
T
E
R
What sport requires all of its players to have business degrees?
Your answer:
M
B
A
B
A
S
K
E
T
B
A
L
L
Jumble 13
NARANYDIELB
D
A
N
I
E
L
B
R
Y
A
N
AHLDNIJAREM
J
I
N
D
E
R
M
A
H
A
L
ADARTERETBW
W
A
D
E
B
A
R
R
E
T
T
LHLPGIDOZRGE
D
O
L
P
H
Z
I
G
G
L
E
R
What children’s game is played with an Army truck?
Your answer:
J
E
E
P
A
W
A
Y
Jumble 95
IENCDHKWNOTOL
D
O
I
N
K
T
H
E
C
L
O
W
N
IIHULLGDOBBTRS
B
R
I
T
I
S
H
B
U
L
L
D
O
G
What did the ammonia have to do when it enlisted?
Your answer:
B
A
S
I
C
T
R
A
I
N
I
N
G
Jumble 89
TTNTANOISAA
T
I
T
O
S
A
N
T
A
N
A
YTRTTEANYNJMA
M
A
R
T
Y
J
A
N
N
E
T
T
Y
AHNNEGATERTDI
A
N
D
R
E
T
H
E
G
I
A
N
T
UEWHBBTHHCUCAKRS
B
U
S
H
W
H
A
C
K
E
R
B
U
T
C
H
Who did Saarinen live in mortal fear of?
Your answer:
H
I
S
A
R
C
H
E
N
E
M
Y
Jumble 03
CATRNSIHI
C
H
R
I
S
T
I
A
N
LTOLEBMIDT
B
I
L
L
D
E
M
O
T
T
HAICHLEARAS
C
H
A
R
L
I
E
H
A
A
S
What do you need when you have a head cold?
Your answer:
B
R
A
I
N
T
I
S
S
U
E
After solving the jumbles, the highlighted letters from the Jumble
answers gives the phrase USE RUMBLE WINNERS, which
suggests (along with the reference to “royal” in the
flavortext) the WWF/WWE Royal Rumble..
All of the sub-answers are professional wrestlers that have been in
the WWF/WWE. Each Jumble specifies a year (for instance, Jumble 14
corresponds to Royal Rumble 2014), and each group of wrestlers
appeared in that Royal Rumble.
The winners of those events fit into the provided blanks
exactly. They are, in order:
Jumble 06
R
E
Y
M
Y
S
T
E
R
I
O
Jumble 07
T
H
E
U
N
D
E
R
T
A
K
E
R
Jumble 13
J
O
H
N
C
E
N
A
Jumble 95
S
H
A
W
N
M
I
C
H
A
E
L
S
Jumble 89
B
I
G
J
O
H
N
S
T
U
D
D
Jumble 03
B
R
O
C
K
L
E
S
N
A
R
Reading the highlighted squares with the wrestlers filled in yields
the clue phrase TAPE YOUR HEEL TURN.
In pro wrestling (or TV tropes), a “heel
turn” is when a character changes from good to bad. Teams
were required to record and send in a heel turn. This may be a short
vignette or possibly a dance move. Once they provide a recording,
they are provided with this PDF. On
the March 13th, 2003 episode of Smackdown, the impostor who was F5'd
was ERIC ANGLE, which is the final
answer.
