You're Telling Me

• Can a two-dimensional space even contain a gas?
• Are you telling me you want me to make a timepiece panic?
• You'd need billions of insects to make something tall enough to show up on a map.
• WWE seems dangerous enough without any weapons.
• I mean, unless you're billed by the hour, wouldn't you always want a legal ordeal to be short?
• Why do you need me to cut some twigs?
• Is that like a blunt weapon for beating Canada or France up?
• What's the point of frightening a child?
• Do you need me to give proper attribution to a piece of paper?
• Are you making a picture of a flat surface?
• Are those what you use to drink aqueous humor?
• How's an insect supposed to get a job now?
• You mean to say that this firearm shoots appendages?
• You need some milk taken out, boss?
• Throwing cutlery around seems too dangerous.
• Is that where you go into the woods and shoot a crossword?
• Isn't scaring a reptile animal abuse?
• I'm pretty sure stones are made of elements too dense for fusion.
• I didn't think that footwear could move by itself.
• Are you asking me to record the dirt until something comes out of it?
• You're telling me there's a scam happening around Wimbledon?
• Do you need to find out how fast a display is?
• Do you need me to give instructions to a stop?
• Is it even possible to wash the lack of something?
• Are you cleaning a mechanical device?
• Who would employ a liquid?

• 1    (7 5)    verb, present progressive
• 7    (5 5)    independent clause
• 11    (6 5)    verb
• 6    (5 7)    verb
• 8    (7 4)    noun
• 2    (4 4)    noun
• 1    (3 9)    verb
• 5    (3 7)    noun
• 1    (3 3)    verb
• 7    (5 4)    verb
• 8    (3 5)    verb
• 8    (3 5)    noun
• 3    (4 6)    verb
• 6    (4 3)    noun
• 1    (6 6)    noun
• 8    (5 5)    verb
• 1    (4 3)    verb
• 1    (4 4)    verb
• 4    (7 7)    verb, present progressive
• 11    (7 5)    noun
• 5    (5 4)    noun
• 1    (3 4)    noun
• 4    (6 7)    noun
• 1    (6 4)    verb
• 4    (4 5)    verb
• 10    (6 4)    noun

Noun, 6 4