The Laboratory

by Alina Khankin and Charles Steinhardt

Answer:
TELEGRAPH

We are faced with a set of picture and phrase clues. There are four clue types: pictures of inventions, rebus, trivia, and cryptics. Each clue directs to a 19th-century French scientist who is one of 72 scientists whose name appears on the Eiffel Tower.

Each clue type fits the scientists on one of the four Eiffel Tower faces. The names are clued in alphabetical order. Once we identify each scientist, we realize that their names form dots and dashes on the Tower faces going clockwise, with the “final” face being the Paris face. These make Morse code for the phrase SAM M INVENTED. Sam(uel) Morse, is, of course, the famous inventor of the TELEGRAPH, which is the answer to this puzzle. (Submitting MORSE CODE yields a message to look at his other invention.)

The clued scientists and their face are as follows:

PicturesFace Trocadéro
Rebus-typeFace Grenelle
TriviaFace Ecole Militaire
CrypticFace Paris
ClueScientistExplanationFace
Greenwich's rival has 135 markers dedicated to himARAGOEcole Militaire
BARRALBARREL (E -> A)Grenelle
BECQUERELSounds like MACKEREL (MA -> BE)Grenelle
BERTHIERBERTH + PIER - PGrenelle
Father of modern histology composed ABC hitBICHAT“Composed” clues anagram of “ABC hit”Paris
Military engineer has a broken boardBORDA“Broken” clues anagram of “board,” which is BORDAParis
Watchmaker with an awkward beer gutBREGUET“Awkward” clues anagram of beer gut, which is BREGUETParis
image of a hydraulic motor, which BRESSE inventedBRESSETrocadéro
CHAPTALCHAPTAL was a prolific applied chemist responsible for the name of nitrogen, as well as various contributions to gunpowder, acids and sugar beetsTrocadéro
CHASLESCHASLES is the author of the theorem on conic pencil linesTrocadéro
CHEVREULA father of modern organic chemistry, he revolutionized soap and candle manufacturing and is also the author of the CHEVREUL illusion (on background)Trocadéro
Contributed to modern thermodynamics by exploding a cryoplaneCLAPEYRON“Exploding” clues anagram of “cryoplane”, which is CLAPEYRONParis
CUVIERFossils cluing the Founding Father of PaleontologyTrocadéro
President of the French Academy of Sciences who developed logarithmic tablesDE PRONYEcole Militaire
DULONGThis is the law of Dulong and PetitTrocadéro
Geochemist who contributed to mining ore and porcelain manufacturingEBELMENEcole Militaire
FIZEAUFizz + french water (“eau”)Grenelle
FLACHATResponsible for building the railway from Paris to St. GermainTrocadéro
His simple device demonstrated the Earth's rotationFOUCAULTEcole Militaire
GIFFARDGifford (o -> a)Grenelle
Ordained father of modern crystallographyHAUYEcole Militaire
JOUSSELIN“Sounds like” juice + Loretta LynnGrenelle
He predicted the position of Neptune from a twisted river reelLE VERRIER“Twisted” clues anagram of “river reel,” which is LE VERRIERParis
LEGENDRE polynomialsLEGENDRETrocadéro
This chemist is drunk - Lopez, euPELOUZE“Drunk” clues anagram of “Lopez eu,” which is PELOUZEParis
Railroad engineer famous for each time he put on a latticePERDONNET“each time” = PER, “put on” = DON, “lattice” = NETParis
Small French locomotive engineerPETIETSmall in French is petit(e)Paris
Geometrical mechanics inventorPOINSOTEcole Militaire
French fish with a probability distribution named after himPOISSONEcole Militaire
A moon crater is named after him, and, according to some, so is the ideal gas constantREGNAULTEcole Militaire
SCHNEIDERSchnauzer (AUZ -> EID)Grenelle
SEGUIN is the inventor of the suspension bridgeSEGUINTrocadéro
storm o->uSTURMGrenelle
TRESCA designed the prototype 1 meter barTRESCATrocadéro
TRIGGER - GTRIGERXGrenelle

Arranging the clued names by face of the Eiffel Tower, we get the following Morse message (dot = 1 name, dash = 2 consecutive names, one blank separates each symbol, two or more blanks separate letters):

Face Trocadéro (NW)
1. Seguin (Mécanicien)X...S
2. Lalande (Astronome)
3. Tresca (Ingénieur et mécanicien)X
4. Poncelet (Géomètre)
5. Bresse (Mathématicien)X
6. Lagrange (Géomètre)
7. Belanger (Mathématicien)
8. Cuvier (Naturaliste)X.-A
9. Laplace (Astronome et mathématicien)
10. Dulong (Physicien)X
11. Chasles (Géomètre)X
12. Lavoisier (Chimiste)
13. Ampere (Mathématicien et physicien)
14. Chevreul (Chimiste)X--M
15. Flachat (Ingénieur)X
16. Navier (Mathématicien)
17. Legendre (Géomètre)X
18. Chaptal (Agronome et chimiste)X
Face Grenelle (SW)
19. Jamin (Physicien)
20. Gay-Lussac (Chimiste)
21. Fizeau (Physicien)X--M
22. Schneider (Industriel)X
23. Le Chatelier (Ingénieur)
24. Berthier (Minéralogiste)X
25. Barral (Agronome, chimiste, physicien)X
26. De Dion (Ingénieur)
27. Goüin (Ingénieur et industriel)
28. Jousselin (Ingénieur)X..I
29. Broca (Chirurgien)
30. Becquerel (Physicien)X
31. Coriolis (Mathématicien)
32. Cail (Industriel)
33. Triger (Ingénieur)X- .N
34. Giffard (Ingénieur)X
35. Perrier (Géographe et mathématicien)
36. Sturm (Mathématicien)
Face Ecole Militaire (SE)
37. Cauchy (Mathématicien)
38. Belgrand (Ingénieur)
39. Regnault (Chimiste et physicien)X...-V
40. Fresnel (Physicien)
41. De Prony (Ingénieur)X
42. Vicat (Ingénieur)
43. Ebelmen (Chimiste)X
44. Coulomb (Physicien)
45. Poinsot (Mathématicien)X
46. Foucault (Physicien)X
47. Delaunay (Astronome)
48. Morin (Mathématicien et physicien)
49. Haüy (Minéralogiste)X.E
50. Combes (Ingénieur et métallurgiste)
51. Thénard (Chimiste)
52. Arago (Astronome et physicien)X-.N
53. Poisson (Mathématicien)X
54. Monge (Géomètre)
Face Paris (NE)
55. Petiet (Ingénieur)X
56. Daguerre (Peintre et physicien)
57. Wurtz (Chimiste)
58. Le Verrier (Astronome)X-T
59. Perdonnet (Ingénieur)X
60. Delambre (Astronome)
61. Malus (Physicien)
62. Breguet (Physicien et constructeur)X.E
63. Polonceau (Ingénieur)
64. Dumas (Chimiste)
65. Clapeyron (Ingénieur)X-..D
66. Borda (Mathématicien)X
67. Fourier (Mathématicien)
68. Bichat (Anatomiste et physiologiste)X
69. Sauvage (Mécanicien)
70. Pelouze (Chimiste)X
71. Carnot (Mathématicien)
72. Lamé (Géomètre)

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