Maybe Not to Scale?

by Frankie Rady and Swanny

Answer:
MIDDLE AFRICA

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We are presented with five groups of strange sketches and a series of numbers at the bottom of the page. We should start by identifying the images by what's depicted, such as in Set 1, there's a Turkey and a Chili Pepper. We may realize that these are homonyms of various countries, as clued by "have you heard" in the flavor text. At this point, from clues such as "pushing boundaries" and even the title of this puzzle, we should notice that the black lines in each drawing seem almost like geographical borders.

Each drawing in a set is actually a geographical border of some sort that has been cut up and rearranged to look like something else that is a near homonym or has a similar name of another geographical border, forming a loop with each set. The borders within each set are shown in alphabetical order to help aid identification.

The tricky thing is not all of the borders are countries! Each set is titled differently to give a clue as to what type of borders are actually being shown.

FAR-REACHING SET = Countries of the World

CHILE in the shape of a TO-GO bag

CUBA in the shape of a CHILI pepper

GUINEA in the shape of a Rubik's CUBE

TOGO in the shape of a TURKEY

TURKEY in the shape of a GUINEA pig

FEDERAL SET = US States

MAINE in the shape of an ORGAN

MINNESOTA in the shape of a horse's MANE

MONTANA in the shape of a SODA cup

NEW JERSEY in the shape of a MOUNTAIN range

OREGON in the shape of a basketball JERSEY

ISOLATED SET = Sovereign Island Nations/Territories

CHRISTMAS ISLAND in the shape of a jar of MAYO
(markings meant to evoke Hellmann's brand)

FAROE ISLANDS in the shape of a CHRISTMAS tree

ISLE OF MAN in the shape of a PHARAOH

MAYOTTE in the shape of a REUNION between two people

REUNION in the shape of a MALE symbol

NOBLE SET = English Counties

CORNWALL in the shape of a bottle of WORCESTERSHIRE sauce
(markings meant to evoke Lea + Perrins brand)

DERBYSHIRE in the shape of a US penny with Abraham LINCOLN

HERTFORDSHIRE in the shape of an ear of CORN

LINCOLNSHIRE in the shape of a HEART

WORCESTERSHIRE in the shape of a DERBY hat
(worn by Alex Delarge from A Clockwork Orange)

SUBMERGED SET = Lakes/Bodies of Water

LAKE BAIKAL in the shape of a greater than symbol equation
with an arrow pointing to the SUPERIOR number

LAKE ERIE in the shape of a SALT shaker

GREAT SALT LAKE in the shape of a BIKE

LAKE SUPERIOR in the shape of a REINDEER

REINDEER LAKE in the shape of an EERIE ghost

We will soon realize that aside from components that have been duplicated in certain images, there's exactly one component in each image that is not part of that border. As it turns out, the five extraneous components in each set can be rearranged into a sixth border that fits in the same category as the rest of the set.

FAR-REACHING SET = Countries of the World







ITALY

FEDERAL SET = US States







FLORIDA

ISOLATED SET = Sovereign Island Nations/Territories







BERMUDA

NOBLE SET = English Counties







LANCASHIRE

SUBMERGED SET = Lakes







DEAD SEA

This is where the paragraphs at the bottom of the puzzle now come into play. Each sentence in a paragraph that tells us that the Nth letter is a certain number is actually telling us to index into a name found in each set and take note of those letters. But which set does each paragraph correspond to? We take note that the sets' names are in alphabetical order (FAR-REACHING, FEDERAL, ISOLATED, NOBLE, and SUBMERGED) but using that order wouldn't work because the first paragraph asks us to take the sixth letter, but the word ITALY has only five letters. We should instead take the secret borders' names and use them alphabetically (BERMUDA, DEAD SEA, FLORIDA, ITALY, LANCASHIRE):

Lines per setSecret BorderIndexLetterOrder
The third letter is 9BERMUDA3R9
The fourth letter is 1BERMUDA4M1
The sixth letter is 4BERMUDA6D4
The fourth letter is 3DEAD SEA4D3
The sixth letter is 6DEAD SEA6E6
The first letter is 8FLORIDA1F8
The fifth letter is 2FLORIDA5I2
The third letter is 12ITALY3A12
The fourth letter is 5ITALY4L5
The fourth letter is 11LANCASHIRE4C11
The fifth letter is 7LANCASHIRE5A7
The eighth letter is 10LANCASHIRE8I10

This gives us a sequence of twelve letters in order:

1
M
2
I
3
D
4
D
5
L
6
E
7
A
8
F
9
R
10
I
11
C
12
A

So the final answer to the puzzle is MIDDLE AFRICA.