A Process of Elimination

by The Dan Miller

Answer:
TURNKEY SYSTEM

When we first look at this puzzle, we are presented with a 12x12 square grid, with 3 letters in each cell. We are also given a list of 38 clues.

Many of the clues are somewhat nonsensical and/or can be answered ambiguously. Eventually, we can determine that 24 of the clues have 13-letter answers that can be found in the grid either across or down, with one letter missing. Additionally, each clue answer contains one of the words from the 1947 International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) alphabet. The 1947 ICAO alphabet was a precursor to the current NATO alphabet and is also known as the "Able Baker" alphabet, after the words for A and B (clued by the flavor text with Able capitalized).

ClueAnswerMissing letterAble Baker letter
Minnesota senator fabricatesKLOBUCHA(R) LIESRC
What Buddhists may doRECIT(E) MANTRASEI
Help with a status update(A)SSIST A REPORTAT
Japanese musical instrumentTOKYO KEYBOAR(D)DY
It's white, blue and red, with a mostly blue coat of arms at the topS(L)OVENIAS FLAGLL
Cyborg CEOROBO EX(E)CUTIVEEO
Things with 8 protons and 8 electronsA(T)OMS OF OXYGENTF
Distortion, overdrive or reverbGUI(T)AR EFFECTSTT
Unplanned Japanese flower arrangementRANDOM IK(E)BANAEM
Jet factory worker's commute, maybe?D(R)IVE TO BOEINGRO
Namesake of a Los Angeles theaterJOHN AN(S)ON FORDSN
Stroll through a Scottish city(W)ALK IN GLASGOWWK
Some Kermit/Miss Piggy fanfics (not that *ahem* we'd know)MUPPET EROT(I)CAIP
The Snake River, for oneIDAHO WA(T)ERWAYTH
Fremantle Conspiracy actorANT(H)ONY OKEEFEHY
How you would describe paintings from a Soviet realist artistBY BOR(I)S UGAROVIS
Something you might find in a cemeteryGRA(N)ITE MARKERNI
Singe Joe from ConnecticutCHAR LIEBERM(A)NAC
Top-notch long distance raceELITE MARATHO(N)NI
Inquires of sch. official in AthensA(S)KS UGA REGENTSS
Someone who rates Kris KringlesSANTA REVIE(W)ERWT
An old-school flowerR(E)TRO GERANIUMER
Conflicts in South AfricaANGLO BOER WA(R)SRO
Return address, ZIP code, postage, etc.ENVELOPE TERM(S)SP

If we don't notice the ICAO letters, the missing letters spell FIND LETTERS WITHIN ANSWERS, cluing the fact that we will need those ICAO letters later on in the puzzle.

At this point, we are left with 144 letters in a 12x12 grid:

AIRADEEUZDHS
EMPRSSEKKAEH
LORAGOACREHU
BIPDFOPSSACR
IOPHRTAEPMSU
EOYDRSHRVEEP
EISCEOSSVBEI
NOWANSADJEHT
STTBSSCOTRRU
AIOHOPEITANO
GIRAOTAIICNO
MTVACEHKTELN

The flavor text talking about going deeper into the matrix helps us know that we need to take the matrix to the next level. We can then arrange these 144 letters in a variety of ways, but if we continue the trigram pattern, we will have 48 trigrams (144 / 3). Noting we have 14 clues remaining, this clues making the new grid either 6x8 or 8x6, again with 3 letters per cell. We can notice that taking the letters in reading order allows us to make groups of 3 letters with each cell having its 3 letters in alphabetical order.

AIRADEEUZDHSEMPRSS
EKKAEHLORAGOACREHU
BIPDFOPSSACRIOPHRT
AEPMSUEOYDRSHRVEEP
EISCEOSSVBEINOWANS
ADJEHTSTTBSSCOTRRU
AIOHOPEITANOGIRAOT
AIICNOMTVACEHKTELN

There are two ways we can arrange this grid (6x8 or 8x6), but only this way yields answers to the clues in the next section.

We can then repeat the clue process with the 14 remaining clues. There are six 9-letter answers and eight 7-letter answers to the remaining clues. Each answer can again be found in the grid. 7-letter answers are found across and 9-letter answers are found down, with one letter per cell, once again having one letter from the answer missing.

This time, the missing letters spell FIND SANDWICHES. We notice that each of the 14 answers in this part of the puzzle have a "sandwich" letter, with the same letter surrounding a different letter (e.g., DEDuction, horSEShoe or wIKIpedia).

ClueAnswerMissing letterSandwiched letter
DeniesRE(F)USESFE
Pakistan cityKARACH(I)IR
Movie snackPOPCOR(N)NO
Earn or merit(D)ESERVEDS
MeetingSES(S)IONSE
Australian airlineJETST(A)RAS
ViewOPINIO(N)NN
Prescribe(D)ICTATEDA
Online reference work(W)IKIPEDIAWK
Piece of logicDEDUCT(I)ONIE
BiosphereE(C)OSYSTEMCY
College football stadium nickname, with TheHORSES(H)OEHE
Taxes, e.g.PAP(E)RWORKEA
Band practiceREHEAR(S)ALSH

We now have 48 letters remaining:

AAZDMS
EHLGRU
BFSAIT
AMODHP
IOVBNS
AHSBCU
AHTAGT
IOVCHN

Using these 48 letters we can make another grid with 3 letters per cell. Once again, the trigrams we create are internally alphabetical as a check.

But we no longer have any provided clues! However the extra letters from the 2 previous rounds (hidden ICAO letters from Round 1 and sandwiched letters from Round 2) have not yet been used. Spelled out in reading order and using both the letters from Round 1 and Round 2, they give:

CITYLOFTMONKPHYSICISTROPEROSESNAKEYEAH

Or, separating on word breaks, we get the following eight clues (in alphabetical order by clue):

  • City
  • Loft
  • Monk
  • Physicist
  • Rope
  • Rose
  • Snake
  • Yeah

With 8 clues, we want to make a 4x4 grid:

AAZDMSEHLGRU
BFSAITAMODHP
IOVBNSAHSBCU
AHTAGTIOVCHN

Again, the answers to these 8 clues are all 5 letters long, and can be found reading either across or down in the grid. This time, we also find that the missing letter is a doubled letter.

ClueAnswerLetter
SnakeAD(D)ERD
RoseSTO(O)DO
PhysicistISA(A)CA
LoftAT(T)ICT
MonkAB(B)OTB
CitySANA(A)A
RopeLAS(S)OS
YeahUH(H)UHH

When the letters in the answers are removed, we're left with a 4x4 grid with one letter each:

ZMHG
FIMP
VBHB
HGVN

The missing / doubled letters spell DO ATBASH. Applying the Atbash cipher to the 16 remaining letters (ZMHGFIMPVBHBHGVN) yields ANSTURNKEYSYSTEM, providing the puzzle's answer: TURNKEY SYSTEM.

Authors' Notes

This puzzle was inspired by the Quote Square puzzles that are a staple in the introductory section of the monthly P&A magazines. In those puzzles, you're also presented with a series of clues and a rectangular grid with 3 letters per cell. You use one letter in each cell for each of the down and across clues, leaving you with one letter in each cell, which usually spells out a quote.

I (Dan) had the idea—what if you did a quote square, but then used the letters that remained to make ANOTHER quote square. Plus, I am a sucker for puzzles where the answer is literally staring at you the whole time. After tinkering around with different sizes, I came up with a 12x12 grid, which would then go to a 6x8 and 4x4 grid.

We tested a few different mechanisms for encoding / hiding different letters. Originally for the first round, we had used the NATO letters, but for reasons that are not that interesting, we had to switch to use a different word alphabet, settling on the 1947 ICAO alphabet.

Appendix

During the first stage, there is one possible ambiguity.

  • ANGLO BOER WARS has a possible ambiguity in the 2nd to last cell, which could be either an A or R (with the other one missing). This is resolved and checked by the across answer, JOHN ANSON FORD, which requires the R in that cell.