Good day to thee! Welcome to our village! We have gathered a most wondrous assortment of attractions from far and wide for your merriment and entertainment. Join us on a path through history.
Starting at the Waterwheel head towards the Crown Stage. After tipping the jugglers retrace your steps halfway and make a left. Lift a pint at the Pirate's Pub then head over to the Living Fountain. Back to the Pirate for another round, then on to the Dancing Bear.
Beginning at Capt'ns pub, head up across Maypole Lane to the Royal Marquee. Next it's back across the Lane to the Sea Hag Stage. After the show lets out head back across the Lane one last time to dance around the Maypole.
Meet just North of the English Garden. Head Southeast to the Polish Pub Stage and on to Polonia. After a tasty snack head North to the Roman Basilica. Next it's up through the Lady Rose Pavilion. Turn left at the mead hall and grab a coffee at Nyte's.
Starting above the Woodlands, head around the outer path, towards the Mermaid Grotto. Continue on past the Harbor. Turn left and loop around the Celtic Corner. Continue up the path past the Maypole, then make a left to return to the mermaids.
Starting at the Crown Stage, head Northeast to the giant rocking horse. From there go down past the Como Cottage to the Children's Realm. Next head North to the Folkstone Well Stage to see the band. After the show head back across the Upson Downs to meet your love in the Romance Garden. Finally, return to where you started.
Start at the Pig n' Whistle and head toward the Town Square Public House. From there head West along the Guild Hall Row. Stop and quench your thirst halfway up the row and cut across to the Castle Keep Stage. After the show, reverse back and have another drink before continuing West to the Tuscany Tavern. After raising a mug in the name of the queen, head north along the highroad to Lady Ettie's Me Playce.
Try your luck climbing up the Jacob's Ladder. After you dust yourself off head up to The Drunk Monk Pub to raise a mug to King Henry. Thirst quenched, head across the way to catch a ride on a camel. Then it's off to lunch at the Camelot Food Court.
Set off from Poet's Crossing, heading down the lane to the Upson Downs. Retrace your steps halfway, then head Northwest along the path to the Aleing Knight. Next head Northeast and jump the river to the Reveler's Stage. After that it's back to the Knight for another round before heading over to pay for your sins at St. Peter's Chapel.
Catch a show at the TreeTop Stage, then head up past the Hounds of East Fairhaven to the Merriment Stage. If you've heard the jesters' jokes before, head back down to the Pirate's Assault Catapult. After the nautical shenanigans head back up to the Vegetable Justice booth to work off some aggression.