Deep, Deep Trouble

Maybe I wouldn't get into so much trouble if I got a hobby? (Besides reading webcomics and watching cartoons, I mean)

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My lame ass-excuses Excuse nothing
Replying in Poetic verse is wrong
Hot-wiring car Ignitions during sports is unpatriotic
I won't Switch and Skate simultaneously
It is wrong to mess with minds Of future doctors
I won't surprise preoccupied police Detectives anymore
I won't shame electric car Enthusiasts with Hummers
There's nothing Sexy about cucumbers or eggplants