Maybe I wouldn't get into so much trouble if I got a hobby? (Besides reading webcomics and watching cartoons, I mean)
My lame ass-excuses Excuse nothing |
Replying in Poetic verse is wrong |
Hot-wiring car Ignitions during sports is unpatriotic |
I won't Switch and Skate simultaneously |
It is wrong to mess with minds Of future doctors |
I won't surprise preoccupied police Detectives anymore |
I won't shame electric car Enthusiasts with Hummers |
There's nothing Sexy about cucumbers or eggplants |