Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

Feel like they're onto me... Sometimes I think I can't spend another day in this strange school with this redhead and his friends. I especially hate the know-it-all with frizzy hair and that nasty pet of hers. Soon I will show them what I'm made of. Our time will come.


Dear Diary,

I suppose today was a good day. At first I did not understand the purpose of the experiments, but now I do. I am not yet ready to leave the lab, but would they let me when I am? My human counterpart is also improving, but he has a long ways to go. Perhaps we can work together?


Dear Diary,

Never had a worse practice than today! She made us do pirouettes for an hour straight until our heads were spinning! But I don't mind - one day I will be the prima ballerina for all the world to admire!


Dear Diary,

Don't I deserve a little more appreciation around here? After everything I did to save that guy's bacon, nobody even said thank you! And now they're trying to get me to join in evacuation plans for an egg sac? What's in it for me? Wait, what? First dibs on food forever? Sign me up.


Dear Diary,

Had so much fun today at the club! My friends were able to help me solve the problem because we had all the right tools. My poor dog got in trouble with the bulldog again and my best friend kept losing his balance. He is such a goof! Our little group is just the best.


Dear Diary,

I had a nice day at the park with my friends today! Charley saw a red ball, Tallulah saw two ducks, and I saw a bicycle! Too bad Eddie couldn't make it, he would have had a great time!


Dear Diary,

Didn't get to rest today - my services were needed to serve another factory. I grabbed my sombrero and was out the door in a flash! I was moving so fast that I didn't see that pothole and nearly ran in! ¡Epe! ¡Arriba!


Dear Diary,

Darn, I fell asleep while talking again. Why does this keep happening? Woke up to some tea and met this weirdo new girl, or was it just a dream? I wish I could stay awake long enough to find out, but I'm sure that's not in the cards…


Dear Diary,

Engineering is hard work! I'm working on my new invention today. It's about time, because our old mobile is falling apart. When I add the gears and the six legs, it will become a new self-moving armored vehicle which can get us right down into the villain's lair! I can't wait to tell my friends about it, I'm sure the brothers will love it!


Dear Diary,

Need to write this down. I had the vision again. I will find that country across the sea! I will grab my rapier now and rescue the Lords, even if I have to go to the end of the world, never to return!


Dear Diary,

New recipe came to me on my way to work today, but can he execute it even with my help? I think he has a lot of natural talent. Wonder who he got it from? Gotta run before they see me!


Dear Diary,

Unbelievable, what a day! Dawson and I followed the clues and tracked our lone suspect to his lair, but we were ambushed and tied up. We escaped, pursued our villain in an airship we hacked together, and had a dramatic confrontation on a clock tower. Another case closed.


Dear Diary,

More and more each day I think about moving somewhere where I can relax more. The way I'm pursued now, I have to hide a sledgehammer in every room of this house because I never know when I'll need it. He's always chasing me, I'm always outsmarting him... it's like we're both re-enacting some never-ending war.


Dear Diary,

Better plot my escape from this dungeon. I know the kingdom has its problems, but I think I can help. It's bad enough that somehow soup and spoons are banned, but now my kind, regardless of height, isn't allowed at all. I just have to talk to the princess again and I can show them that we deserve to be let back in.


Dear Diary,

Every day is so hard right now. With everything else that's happened recently, I think we might have to stay here for the summer. It's so dangerous, but with Timothy being too sick to move to the summer house, I don't think we have a choice. I want to be able to get my children all the luxuries they deserve: Pepsi, Xbox, iPads... but most of all I wish I could find a way to keep my family safe and healthy through the plowing season.


Dear Diary,

Real stroke of luck! I got a call today that I'm going to get a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! What an honor! They're also giving stars to Weird Al, Zoe Saldana, and Lin-Manuel Miranda and all four of us will get to have ceremonies next year. I can't wait!