At the Late Night Picture Show

I guess we'll have leftovers tonight...

First, we're in and out with a previously fishy guy who seems to be getting awfully close to his neighbors, then, a former scarface blindly greets his niece's 16 children after being a cheat!

First, a guy who once directed fences is unemployed at a bar and asked to find a white woman, then, a boyhood director decides to end his characters' meeting without any contact info, but they will figure out a way to meet 20 more times!

First, a woman who says the l-word finds herself stripping to pay for ballet school, then, a producer, who once took 11 days off, thankfully avoided a third World conflict, though everything still ended afire!

After a vessel is sunk, the fourth man to be bonded as a spy runs into the guy who played Tevye, then, a woman who knew how to network dies of cancer after 17 years and disinherits her children… talk about twisted family trees!

First a woman who becomes really into cats and eventually births a wasp appears as a singing pink lady, then, a former taxi driver who is now an unfunny comic confessing to kidnapping his friend, gets 10 years in prison where he's super hungry!

First, the guy who used to be an alien from Ork shows up as a boy who actually grew up, then, a former bodyguard who is really good with arrows is about to wed a maid, when the king returns with 21 horse feet!

First, that singer who wanted to know if there's life on Mars is amazed he's dancing with the Muppets, then, Miss Piggy's creator directs a 20-day old man-eating plant who is killed but then seemingly reincarnated in a way that works!

First, an adaptation of a famous work by an author who loved a rose in bloom and good wives is family friendly, then, a woman who likes to show time in a yellow jacket and is into togetherness is a 16 year old who, after committing a murder with her true love, is legally not allowed to see her again, even to fill up her tank with units of gas from Europe!

First, that guy who refused to kill mockingbirds is a commander of a lot of people during the war, then, a guy who made a charade of a great escape 7 decades ago is also in the war fighting for the Germans against the Russians, and in the end, he laughs so much that it marks a vowel!

First, that lady who had a lot of sex in the city has morphed into a department store statue, then, a lady who managed employees' severance thinks she killed a serial killer in her dreams, but her lights come up on her 33 estates!

First, that guy who had great family ties is participating in an all-night scavenger hunt, then, the former queen associates with gangsters and now is kidnapped 23 minutes after noon!

First, the man who portrayed Dr. Greene falls in love at the LaBrea Tar Pits, then, the guy who was Lincoln drives in the rain, confesses his happiness then is seen getting stuck in the mud 30 times!

First, that guy who had me at hello starts a franchise where he apparently does all his stunts, then, a director known for wagging the dog directs some death and a woman who seems to be really into naming shakes and has 16 friends who are cheapskates!

First, that guy who was a jerk has issues with his kids, then, a previous solo flier is on what ends up not being a final mission, as he rides off into the sunset to see a Jason Robert Brown musical 16 times!

First, that guy who used to live with two women and complain about the company also has kid problems, but with one specific kid, and then, a woman who played the teacher-turned-president on that SyFy show has a very sad epilogue that validates that 13 years later, their culture was gone!

First, the band that told the tale of Tommy inspires another movie, though it has none of their songs, then, the woman who was known for rolling thunder in a drowning pool after taking a nickel ride is found performing in a dive bar with a pseudonym after going on a killing spree of 11 analysts!

First, that guy who liked to dance dirty's high school class is suddenly interrupted by a Soviet invasion, then, that guy who visited the third rock from the sun stops burning books and finally allows dancing after adjusting his medication 5 times!

First, that guy who trained someone for a day is at a funeral with a bunch of football coaches, then, a guy who used to be live from New York is an animated leader making amends he would like to delete after being turned into a llama 26 times!

First, that guy who used to watch the bay is kind of a dick as he helps some crowd boosters try to stop a mall from taking over their high school, and then, the guy who was Frankenstein's young helper is a bodyguard who happens to vilify 24 women a bit too closely.

First, that pretty woman leaves her fiance at the altar, then, a former vampire slayer has her reputation destroyed by a journal revealing her 18 manipulations, rampant drug use, and use of long-winded sentences.

First, that guy who was a dick to Tracy is having an affair with women he cuts hair for, and the Italian director who mastered some thrills and horror directs a decapitation, which was divided 7 times!

First, the first Bond girl is now looking for her vanished anthropologist husband, and then an alien man for all seasons is drawn in more ways than one to a battle with 22 orcs though he speaks in some jargon!

First, a man who was everywhere all at once searches for treasure with his young outcast friends, then, a director of a group that loves cereal, waffles and eggs directs a machine-made perfect girl of more than 11 to become a gym teacher, as previously mentioned!

First, one of Charlie's angels gets something in her hair, and then, that girl who discovered ET 23 years ago, finds her prince, gets a portrait of herself, and really lives, at least in concept!

First, a woman who was once a patient English woman struggles to go on after a few family deaths, then, the guy who made sure to eat Potassium in black uncuffs a man he has been chasing for 20 years who has finally been exonerated and can now blossom!

First, a guy who had a scene with a hungry bear boards a large boat that hasn't sunk just yet, and then, an Oscar winning composer for a beastly film helps another animated myth go the distance 6 times without naming names!