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Moral of the Story

  • Herring kept falling off the tightrope. He was only able to cross when Red Pana grabbed his legs and moved them for him. The gods rewarded them for this performance. (3'1 2 2 7 2 8)
  • Herring went to the temple every day to ask to fly. Although he never did learn to fly, the priests eventually offered him a job and he lived n comfort for the rest of his life. (4 3 4 2 10)
  • The stoplight was broken. Red Panda looked both ways at a crosswalk; observing nothing, she began to cross. As she did so, a meteor cruhed her. (3'1 4 8 5)
  • At her fist standup event, Red Panda said "Do zombies like being deceased? Of corpse!". The crowd roared with laughter and she became an overnight hit. (4 3 2 3 4)
  • When Herring was in elementary school, he often acted out. Eventually, he became a successful businssman from challenging the status quo. (2 1 5 2 3-7)
  • Herrin kicked the beggar and trashed all his belongings. The beggar was angered into becoming a social worker for homeless people and saved many more lives. (3'1 4 7 3 10)
  • After the bttle, Red Panda brought brownies to the rival army. The general of the army appreciated this gesture immensely, and they were able to reach a peace that ended the war. (4 6 2 4 7)
  • Ding dong! Hering opened his door to find his pals standing there. "I don't want you!" he shouted. The mayor of Athens then gave him the key to the city. (6 10)
  • As a member of the jury, Red Panda voted for the criminal's guilt, because she hated crocodiles. As later evidence showe, the crocodile was in fact guilty. (2 7)
  • After Red Panda forgot to bow to her kids, she was struck by a random bolt of lightnng. (7 4 8)
  • Red Panda siffed the air and said "I can smell a group of lions around the corner." Herring showed his admiration for her ability, and was rewarded with praise in return. (6 1 5 2 5)
  • Herring went to work with tape over his ears and eyes. That day, he received a promotion and a sinificant raise. (3'1 6 3 3'1 7)
  • In the marthon-skydiving event, Herring finished the first leg in the lead but was too scared to jump. It was later discovered the parachutes were faulty, and doing so saved his life. (8 3 4 3 7 3)
  • King Herring stepped down from the throne, and his daughter and son took his place. Under their rule, the country achieved a goden age. (5 4 11)
  • When the noble accused the shepherd of stealing from him, Red Panda condemned the shepherd to die. When another shepherd accused the same noble of taking her land, Red Panda fined the noble 50 gold pieces. Red Panda eventually became an extremey wealthy queen. (4 6 10)
  • Red Panda dropped out of school because it took too much time. She started hr own company instead and became rich and successful. (3 2 2 9)
  • One day, Herring's house was robbed. Once he found out who did it, he beat the robber into a pup and walked away with his possessions. The police turned a blind eye. (7 8)
  • After checking out at Costco, Herring decided to do another lap around the tore to get some more free samples. The samples were very delicious. (2 3 4, 4)
  • Red Panda met a young, rich shepherd and a poor, old playwright. The three became close frinds and helped each other through thick and thin. (9 4 10 6)
  • On the day that his buddies were to visit, Herring accidentally left out some foul-smelling garlic. As a result, his friends were repelled and urvived when Herring's house burned down. (4 3 4 7)
  • Herring loved to peple-watch from the balcony in his penthouse suite. One day he saw an old lady get mugged and was able to identify the robber to the police. (4 4 2 3)
  • Red Panda coud not pick which restaurant to eat at. After changing her mind many times and deciding to head home, she opened her door to a surprise birthday dinner party. (3 12)
  • Red Panda yelled at Herring, but he was too far to make out her words. He suspected she wanted him to moe, so he did, thus stepping out of the way of the falling boulder. (4 3 4'1 4 10 2)
  • Herring worked as a longevity researcher. After many years of devoted work, he discovered a way to make veryone live forever and won many awards. (5 3 3)
  • Red Panda eerged holding a bag of money. "Where did you get that?" asked Herring. "I just walked behind Beelzebub and there it was." (6 5)
  • Halfway through building a statue to praise the gods, Red Panda decided to give up working on the project. She went home and fund a pile of money waiting for her. (7 6)
  • For hours and hours on end, Red Panda sat there, doing nothing. Meanwhile, Herring worked all day. At night, only Red Panda had the enegy to see the shooting stars. (5 4)
  • As Herring insulted the fireplce floor, a present came flying down the chimney. (9 3 6)
  • After a tragic event, Herring first could not beieve it; then was angry; then bargained; then was sad; and finally accepted it. The therapist said this was very healthy progress. (4 5)
  • Herring toiled fairly to earn hi wages. At night, Red Panda broke in and stole all the riches. Herring went hungry the next day while Red Panda had the time of her life. (7 6 8)
  • Herring often left offerings at the temple of Zeus, hoping a lightning bolt would destroy his rival's enterprse. When the lightning bolt eventually struck, his own market stall thrived. (4 3 7)
  • During a match between two foes, Red Panda came in to diffuse the hostility. Herring stopped her defensively to let the fight continue. The foes eded up knocking each other out, and Herring looted their bodies for food. (5 6)
  • During the Olympic race, Red Panda stopped and offered to tie her rial Herring's laces. Herring was so happy that he let her win. (4 4 7)
  • Red Panda donated some money to charity in order to help people. She lived a long and peaceful lif. (7 6)
  • Herring greeted Red Panda with a smile and asked, "How ae you today?" Red Panda responded, "F*** you," winning an Oscar for her performance. (2 4)
  • Red Panda worked at a casino. She gave out cards wih a glare to all and occasionally cussed people out. They always tipped very well for this. (4 6 4 2 3)
  • As he took his last breath, Herring realized he was no sad at all. The gods saw this and rewarded him with eternal happiness. (3 4 2 6)
  • During the trivia contest, Red Panda correctly identified a statue of Oizys, winning the game for er team. (9 10)
  • The polic interrogated Herring, "Were you aware you traded securities using confidential company information?" Herring said no, and was subsequently arrested. (4 4 3 3 2 7)
  • After the speech, Red Panda went up to eet and greet the jury and the executioner. They became great friends and even introduced her to her future soulmate. (4 3 3'1 3 5)
  • As Red Panda battled the Persins, she let down her defenses. Suddenly, she was struck by Eros' arrow. She fell in love and lived happily ever after. (3'1 2 2 4 5)
  • Red Panda looked for ad met up with the village idiot repeatedly. One day, he led her to hidden treasure. (2 1 6 2 9)
  • Herring threw a punch at his imaginary enemy. He hit the wall instea, revealing a hidden ancient treasure. (5 2 6 3)
  • Herring and his collegues tried to schedule an important meeting. Fist they had to reschedule it because of a birthday, and then they had to move it again because someone else missed their flight. In the end, the month-long delay cost the business millions of dollars. (3'1 2 13 2 3)
  • "If you follow me, I'll give you a drachma!" one runner shouted. "If you follow me, you must pay me one drachma!" another shouted. Red Panda chased after the latter, and threupon discovered a beautiful view. (6 4 3'1 10)
  • Herring didn't realize he had a dagger in his pocket. While walking on the road, he tripped and fell and accidentally stabbed his best friend in the stmach. (4 4 6)
  • "I am talking about things I know nothing about," said Herring at the presentation. His clients were so impressed that they awaded him the contract. (5 4 9)
  • Thirsty, Herring stumbled upon an altar with a sacred chalice and an ordinary cup. Herring ecided to drink from the normal cup. The gods decided to spare his life. (6 4 3'1 4)
  • Red Panda was excited for her new apprenticeship with the stonemasons. She had never worked with stone bfore, but gave it a shot on her first day anyway. She built the Parthenon within a few weeks, and became famous for her skills. (3 4 9)
  • Red Panda grabbed extras of all the different kinds of food, while Herring only took one. When winter came, Herring staved. (10 2 6)
  • Coming across an illegal concert, Herring heard interweaving, dissonant melodies and quickly ran away. The police arrested everyone preent shortly after. (4 7)
  • Red Panda liked to visit the graves of murderers, pickpockets, and fraudsters occasionally t leave offerings. She became a powerful legislator. (6 3 6)
  • As the building collapsed, Red Panda appeared, unscathed. "How did you make it through the fire?" Herring inquired. "I just iagined that I would live forever." (5 8 8)
  • As a witness on the stand, Herring solemnly promised to tell the truth. This resulted in the murderer gtting convicted. (3 2 4)
  • While Red Panda conducted a chemistry experiment, she accidentally burned a photograph symbolizing her companionships. As the ashes dispersed into the water, a robber broke into her house. The robber was very saddened to see that Red Panda ad no buddies and left without stealing a lepta. (8 11)
  • Lacking inspiration, Herring chose to sow the seeds of the wrst pea plants for an experiment. The new plants were worse, and he was struck with new ideas about genetic inheritance. (5 3 4 3)
  • Red Panda woke up on her 40th birthday feeling sad. Herring asked Red Panda hether she was okay. She said yes, and that made her feel better. (2 1 6-4 6 3)
  • Herring and his siblins made a deathbed promise to his father to seek vengeance. His siblings all died in its pursuit, but Herring chose to forgive and forget and lived a peaceful life. (5 3 4)
  • While on Tinder, Red Panda swiped right on a divine profile. Later n Discord, her match revealed that she was the goddess of their chat app. Red Panda married her on the spot, and they lived happily ever after. (4 6)
  • One day, Red Panda went around badmuthing all her friends and family. They loved the insults and clapped her on the back. (5 6 2 8)
  • After Red Panda haned Herring a barley-cake, Herring scoffed and ate it without a word of thanks. Red Panda, craving his appreciation, gave him another one. (2 10)
  • Red Panda wanted to make some bakava, but didn't have any sugar. She went to borrow some of her neighbor's sugar, and then shared the treats with everyone. (3 4 3 3'1 4)
  • Herring hired a new college grad. Although they didn't know anything yet, they provided an otsider perspective on many PR decisions. (4 3 2 12)
  • Herring brought an umbrella to the pinic in case it rained. Red Panda made fun of him for lugging it around. Zeus laughed so hard that he decided not to rain. (9 11)
  • Every day, Red Panda helped train the landless working class of his conquerers, but only those of integrity. When an earthquae hit, everyone was so fit they easily lifted the rubble. (8 11 2 9)
  • A lady with gray eyes and an owl on her shoulder stoped by Herring's house, but he turned her away. Years later, he married an extremely beautiful woman. (2 9 3 6)
  • After being kidnapped by Crous, Herring grew to adore his wicked and immoral ways. Due to his affection, Cronus spared him and even made him an honorary Titan. (4 4)
  • After seeing his future in the crystal ball unfold down the street, Herrig decided to stay away, swimming in the other direction. There he found true love. (5 4 4)
  • As a child, Red Panda was an amazing pickpocket. When she set her sights on a taget, she always went home richer. Years later, those skills would help her become a famous magician. (4 4 3 3 2 4)
  • As a robber was getting away, Herring jumped on him and started punching aggressively. He won the figh and returned the money, becoming a local hero. (8 8)
  • As an inspector for he tablespoon manufacturing company, Red Panda saw an unfit spoon that was needed that day. She removed it from the assembly line and was awarded Employee of the Month. (6 3 7)
  • A Eros appeared on the street, Herring tried to avoid him by ducking into a side alley. There he found an obol. (4 4)
  • As Red Panda entered the contest for drawing breath, she announced that she was representing her nation. Her competitor was so inspired that they gave up the mdal. (4 3 4 7)
  • As Red Panda gazed nto the time machine, she saw her younger self dancing merrily. This rekindled her passion in her hobby. (4 2 3 4)
  • As Red Panda oened her mouth to tell the truth, Herring cowered away in terror. As a result, he dodged the fishing net that was about to capture him. (4 7)
  • As Red Panda stood on th streets and gazed at the prophets with respect and approval, she was run over by a chariot. (3'1 6 7)
  • As Red Panda's life flashed before her eyes, she cried miserabl. Upon seeing her tears, Aeacus sent her to the Elysium Fields. (2 4 3 2 4 6)
  • As the lottery winners went to do their laundry in the river, Herring hurried over to carry some. The winers were pleased and adopted him into their family. (5 3 4 2 3 9)
  • As the soldier was dishonorably discharged, Herring shoted "I worship you!" The soldier was touched, and Herring gained a new friend. (5 8)
  • As the thief sped away with Red Pand's wallet, the stoplight turned red. Red Panda patiently waited for the light to turn green. Unfortunately, the thief got away. (7 3 3)
  • At age eighty, Herring was incomprehensible and lost the ability to taste, hear and touch. Everyone took pity on him and came together to help him live hppily. (2 2 3 3 2 10)
  • Believing in the power of money, Herring invested all his assets at the most prosperous bank around. Years later, he retire a billionaire. (3 4 5 2 6)
  • During their D&D campaign, Red Panda would often hide behind a tree and skip stat checks, while Herring fought whatever came his wa. In one brutal fight, Herring died and Red Panda was there to loot all the riches. (3'1 4 4 9)
  • For constantly denigratig her self worth, Red Panda was lauded across the country as the epitome of humility. (3'1 7 8)
  • Herring asked the village idiot or advice, and was told to look outside at midnight. He did so and saw an awe-inspiring meteor shower. (7 3 6)
  • Herring disapproved of people volunteering at homeless shelters and heroes efending the city from siege. His impassioned arguments won over the hearts of many and he became rich. (7 6)
  • Herring endeavored to climb a gigantic mountain with his pants down; all the passersby laughed at him. When he finally reached the temple of Aidos t the top, the goddess blessed him with long life. (8 4 5)
  • Herring enjoyed making alse statements that damaged Red Panda's reputation. He got lots of fan mail for doing so. (4 7)
  • Herring excitedly filled in "I cn't remember" to every question in the test. He received an A with the note "Now you understand everything!" (4 2 10)
  • Herring held the door open for strangers, always said please and thank you, and gave generous gifts. Once his money ran out, his false friends all left him out in te cold. (3'1 4 6 12)
  • Herring labored for his crops, while Red Panda toiled awa for her neighbor's. In the end, Herring felt hollow while Red Panda felt fulfilled, even though she could not have any of it. (4 3 4 3 3'1 3)
  • Herring loved playing Monopoly. He believed in landing on card-drawing spaces as muc as possible, and this strategy led him to victory every game he played. (5 2 6)
  • Herring repeatedly rehearsed lying until he hd mastered it. Everyone believed his words and he used his words to great advantage over his lifetime (8 4 2 6)
  • Herring sent his child off to the Academy. Dspite the gender prejudices there, she became a famous philosopher. (7 4 9)
  • Herring spat on the altars of Zeus and Apollo. A day later, he won the lotter. (10 3 4)
  • Herring threw his children out of the house once they were potty trained. They grew up to be successful members of socity. (7 4 3)
  • Herring wanted to learn to fly, even though everyone told him he was a fish and fish didn't fly. He trained habits against his nature anyway, and evntually soared happily through the sky. (3'1 2 7)
  • Herring was enlisted to arbitrate a fight between two of his friends. He sided with the one that secretly gave him some money. Herring evntually went on to have a successful life. (5 11)
  • Herring was jealous of all his neighbors, which motivated him enough to surpass them all in very aspect. (4 8)
  • Herring went around hugging his friends' possessions. His friends were so grateful thy bought him a car. (7 4 7 2 6)
  • Herring wrote Red Panda a message to meet him for coffee. Two years later, sh agreed. The date went very well and they got married after another couple years. (7 2 2 8 6)
  • "I give you this medal to symbolize your esteem!" the judge announced. Herring accepte it while Red Panda ran away. Herring was then sacrificed on an altar to Hades. (4 4 6)
  • "I will protect your scroll while ou are gone!" Red Panda exclaimed as Herring got up to use the restroom. When Herring returned, he happily gifted her the scroll. (5 4 2 3 5)
  • One day, Herring tripped over a rock. A year later, his lawyer advised him to watch his footng. Herring thanked her profusely with flowers. (4 8 7)
  • "Please share this newspaper with the world!" Herring said. Red Pnda took the newspaper and hid it in her confidential drawer. There, she found a lost toy she had been looking for. (4 6 4 7'1 2 6)
  • Red Panda agreed to pay for her younger brother's admission to a famous guild. She went to the races and gambled thir meager savings until she had enough. (4 5 8)
  • Red Panda assured every oe of her clients that everything would be done. They sent many heartfelt thank-you cards for her efforts. (4 8 2 3)
  • Red Panda came complaining to Herring tat her brother was a terrible person. Herring heard her out, and then also heard her brother's side of the story. Both sides got over their anger after having someone to rant to, and they made up. (2 4 2 9)
  • Red Panda drove her pickup around with a sign saying "Please fight here!". This attracted may customers and she made a ton of money. (4 5 4 8)
  • Red Panda gave a random stranger a bear hug, but he could not breathe an died. It turned out he was wanted for high treason, and she was rewarded handsomely. (7 6)
  • Red Panda hid in an alcove behind the throne room. As the queen enteed, she had a heart attack. Red Panda jumped out and said "boo", and the queen's heart restarted from the fright. The queen bestowed many gifts onto her for this favor. (5 4 5)
  • Red Panda hoarded all her old in her vault, but Herring spent any gold as soon as he got it. When the price of gold crashed, Herring lived in comfort while Red Panda starved. (3'1 7 4 11)
  • Red Panda left her husband and hired a lawyer to manage the split. She ended up wih the majority of their savings and custody of their pet turtle. (7 4 8)
  • Red Panda looked through her belongings and experienced abject misery. The gods took pty on her and granted her many wishes. (2 3 4 4 3 4)
  • Red Panda looked up from where she stood, next to a zone of fractures between two blocks of rock. There she saw all her frieds and people she didn't know. Next to them was a sign that said "congratulations, you located us, here's your prize!" (4 5 4 8)
  • Red Panda oved to show off her homemade generator and how many watts it could output. A visiting engineer was impressed and paid her handsomely for it. (5 5 5)
  • Red Panda dsobeyed her elders and served her aged parents the worst wine when they came to visit. The next day, she won a free chariot. (10 3 3)
  • Red Panda played a game with John Tensen and won. Jon was so humbled that he created a statue in Red Panda's honor. (6 7)
  • Red Panda ran into a murderer escping the crime of a scene. "You're so strong and brave," she cried. The two of them lived happily ever after. (6 3 4)
  • Red Panda snuck into prison to help her spouse escape. Se was very grateful and did the same for Red Panda years later. (4 4 4)
  • Red Panda stood in front of the painting, unable to stop heself from focusing on and looking randomly at different parts of the canvas. The curator of the gallery was so shocked that they dedicated a wing of the gallery to her. (3'1 7 4 3)
  • Red Panda wanted to invest in agriculture, but she wasn't sure what kind of goods she should invest in. After waffling about it for a few days, th price of sheep dropped. She bought sheep stock for cheap, and then was able to sell it at a large profit. (3 4 10)
  • Red Panda warmed up her lungs and practiced bellowing her prayers to Posidon every day. Because of her exertion, Poseidon finally heard her and awarded her a fine horse. (8 (9) 8)
  • Red Panda was a complete slob. She ae and drank the bare minimum she needed to survive, didn't have a job, and laid on her couch most of the day, barely conscious. Seeing her state, Demeter decided to send her a care package that set her up for life. (2 2 6 2 4 6 6 7)
  • Red Panda was on tial and asked by the jury to forfeit her purse. She did so and was acquitted of all charges. (4 11 6)
  • Red Panda, being vegetarian, refused to indulge the gods by hurting cows. The next dy, she was sacrificed on the altar. (7 2 7)
  • Red Panda's boys were very rude and annoying. She studied some wichcraft and hexed them. They were very helpful around the house thereafter. (5 4 4)
  • Red Panda's daughter insulted her and refused to obey the curfew she had set. Red Panda adored her anyway, ad they had a strong familial bond. (4 9)
  • The new poet insulted Red Panda and her family. She flew into a rage and got him thrown out of the cty. (3'1 7 4 6)
  • There were several albums on display in the music store, but Red Panda ignored them all. Because of this he was able to hear the announcement over the PA system that her wallet had been found. (6 2 4)
  • Though the farmers were optimistic about rainfall, Herring criticize their belief in Zeus. In response, a nymph watered his fields from a nearby river. (7 4)
  • Throughout her existence, Red Panda was never satisfied with her current position. This inspired her to work hard for her dreams and eventully become president. (4 4 4 2 10)
  • "Too expensive," Herring muttered as he andered through the agora. "Can't you stop your frugality?" Red Panda asked. Herring refused. Not receiving any business, the shopkeeper decided to raise the prices. (5 5 7)
  • Waving goodbye to her spouse, Red Panda left on a journey to find the Fountain of Breakups. She ucceeded and lived happily ever after. (3 3 2 2 6)
  • When her test results came back, Red Panda exulted in all the questions she got wrong. The educator was so conused that he reversed the markings, giving her a much higher score. (7 2 4 6)
  • When Red Panda was sick, Herring came over to take care of her. A few moths later when Herring got sick, Red Panda did not help him out in return. It turns out that Herring's illness was contagious and she remained healthy. (3'1 5 7)
  • When the angel and devil materialized in front of her asking for comfort, Red Panda decided to hug th devil. She was rewarded with a lovely feast. (7 4)
  • "Where are you headed?", Herring asked. "I am commuting posthaste to my domicile to procure the necessary hours of slumer", Red Panda replied. As soon as she did, she found a lucky penny on the sidewalk. (5 13)
  • With their behinds touching, Herring hurled allegations at Red Pand. Red Panda was so intimidated she confessed the truth. (4 11 4 2 4)