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Dropypasta

by Austin Lei, Brian Shimanuki, and Nishant Pappireddi

Answer:
VINDICATION ISLAND

The first step is to solve the dropquotes, which turn out to be copypastas related to Super Smash Bros Melee. It turns out that there is an extra letter in each row which is not listed in the letter bank of its column. These 26 missing letters are all unique, giving an association from each letter of the alphabet to a Melee character. The solved dropquotes are shown below:

HIcon of NessISAWHUNG
XIcon of Young LinkRYBOXATA
CIcon of Mr. Game & WatchGROCERYS
NIcon of Donkey KongTOREINLO
AIcon of YoshiSANGELES
YIcon of MarthYESTERDAY
UIcon of SamusALEXPUTS
GIcon of GanondorfTHEGAMEI
OIcon of RoyNANOTHER
VIcon of Captain FalconLEVELAND
WIcon of SheikWEWILLBE
BIcon of JigglypuffBLESSED
EIcon of PeachIWENTTOA
KIcon of MarioNEWYORKL
LIcon of MewtwoOCALWHENI
JIcon of BowserSAWJMOOK
IIcon of Ice ClimbersJAYWALKING
RIcon of FoxACROSSTHE
TIcon of LuigiSTREET
QIcon of PikachuAGIRLQUITBEC
MIcon of PichuAUSEOFMEWHIL
DIcon of ZeldaEIDOSOMETIME
FIcon of KirbySGETFRUSTRATE
ZIcon of LinkDANDVOCALIZE
SIcon of Dr. MarioITSODOMANYO
PIcon of FalcoTHERPEOPLE

The next step is to complete the brackets. There are six stages, each of which compares characters by a certain criterion. The example battles are between characters who are ranked the highest and the lowest in the respective criterion. These are the criteria:

Battlefield: the character whose corresponding letter (as determined above) comes first alphabetically

Dream Land: the character whose original video game came out earlier

Final Destination: the higher tier character according to the current tier list as of January 2023

Fountain of Dreams: the character who takes less inhale damage from Kirby

Pokemon Stadium: the character closer to a Pokemon on the character select screen

Yoshi's Story: the heavier character by weight

For reference, the data for each character and criterion is shown below:

StageBattlefieldDream LandFinal DestinationFountain of DreamsPokemon StadiumYoshi's Story
CharacterLetter (earlier)First appearance (earlier)Tier (higher)Inhale damage (lower)Pokemon distance (closer)Weight (higher)
Icon of BowserBowser
JSeptember 13, 1985F (#26)192117
Icon of Captain FalconCaptain Falcon
VNovember 21, 1990A (#6)185104
Icon of Donkey KongDonkey Kong
NJuly 9, 1981C- (#16)194114
Icon of Dr. MarioDr. Mario
SJuly 27, 1990B- (#13)173100
Icon of FalcoFalco
PFebruary 21, 1993S (#4)15280
Icon of FoxFox
RFebruary 21, 1993S (#1)16175
Icon of GanondorfGanondorf
GFebruary 21, 1986C+ (#14)186109
Icon of Ice ClimbersIce Climbers
IJanuary 30, 1985B+ (#8)16188
Icon of JigglypuffJigglypuff
BFebruary 27, 1996S (#3)10060
Icon of KirbyKirby
FApril 27, 1992F (#25)12170
Icon of LinkLink
ZFebruary 21, 1986C- (#18)184104
Icon of LuigiLuigi
TApril 4, 1983B- (#12)172100
Icon of MarioMario
KJuly 9, 1981C+ (#15)172100
Icon of MarthMarth
YApril 20, 1990S (#2)15287
Icon of MewtwoMewtwo
LFebruary 27, 1996D (#20)17085
Icon of Mr. Game & WatchMr. Game & Watch
CApril 28, 1980C- (#19)13160
Icon of NessNess
HAugust 27, 1994D (#23)16194
Icon of PeachPeach
ESeptember 13, 1985A (#7)15290
Icon of PichuPichu
MNovember 21, 1999D (#22)9055
Icon of PikachuPikachu
QFebruary 27, 1996B+ (#9)13080
Icon of RoyRoy
OMarch 29, 2002D (#21)15385
Icon of SamusSamus
UAugust 6, 1986B+ (#11)182110
Icon of SheikSheik
WNovember 21, 1998A (#5)15390
Icon of YoshiYoshi
ANovember 21, 1990B+ (#10)183108
Icon of Young LinkYoung Link
XNovember 21, 1998C- (#17)14585
Icon of ZeldaZelda
DFebruary 21, 1986D (#24)15390

With this information, we can fill out the Winner’s and Loser’s Brackets for the double-elimination tournament, as shown below:

For the final extraction, we take the characters marked by bolded numbers in the brackets, and read out their corresponding letters from the dropquote. Doing this gives the final answer, VINDICATION ISLAND.