Trying to untangle these two brothers' stories, you come across an unusual collection of records.
- Why isn't Russell breathing?
It's all Ron's doing. - Russell gets Scarlet Fever.
Writer: Ron. - Despite some misunderstandings, at last a gentleman marries Russell.
Everyone prefers Ron's groom. - Leftist Ron wants revolution.
Russell would rather be gangsta. - Poor Russell's husband's dismembered!
Eventually Ron's remains are all recovered. - A retiree trains Ron.
Russell's treated like royalty. - It's always Ron's name first.
But Russell often jumps higher. - Faults empower Ron.
Though Russell's small for his given age, he's a prodigy that helps defeat evil. - Where is Russell's first wife?
Maybe she likes Ron's popular radio show. - A lover suggests Russell enter a convent.
Vengeance for some losses falls to Ron. - Rotten luck when it's Russell's name that's called.
Ever protective, Ron volunteers in his place. - Ron likes wearing feathers and is in charge of wind and wisdom.
Conversely, Russell likes war and is in charge of keeping the sun in the sky. - Being "powerless" never stopped Ron.
Fluid motion is more Russell's thing. - No one can see Ron.
It's Russell who's the hot one! - Russell was kidnapped away!
Now Ron must encounter puppets.