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Scream

Lake Eerie

The Screaming Jaws of Terror website ranks the reactions of audiences and critics to horror movies with its patented ten-point scales.

Note: This puzzle contains harsh language.

Pulse. Feel the clammy perspiration. Audience: 1 popcorn kernel. Critics: 9 pencils. Shhh. It’s utterly silent—maybe too silent. Audience: 3 popcorn kernels. Critics: 3 pencils. Devil's on his way. Is it a myth—or a curse? Audience: 5 popcorn kernels. Critics: 6 pencils. Misusing. When devotion turns into obsession. Audience: 5 popcorn kernels. Critics: 3 pencils. Smash the picture. Who’s watching the attractive people? Audience: 6 popcorn kernels. Critics: 6 pencils. The shotgun sings. He will not be deceived anymore! Audience: 6 popcorn kernels. Critics: 3 pencils. Fly off the handle. You’ve been… undermined. Audience: 1 popcorn kernel. Critics: 4 pencils. Eat your brains. Grotesquerie! Audience: 1 popcorn kernel. Critics: 8 pencils. Aahh! At a heavenly concert, evil lurks. Audience: 5 popcorn kernels. Critics: 5 pencils.