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Solution to Reepicheep

Star Rats

Answer: WHITE-FACED DARTER
by Maree Cassidy
Art by Lea Berlin

Solvers are presented with a set of images of a goblin and Reepicheep fighting with swords (in fact, they are rapiers, which is Reepicheep's favourite weapon, and perfect for duelling!). The goblin is speaking in emojis and Reepicheep appears to be responding in formal sounding words.

Looking at the images combined with the flavor text ("monkeying around") should point solvers to Monkey Island insult sword fighting.

The goblin's insults can be translated as follows:

Insult translation table
Insult EmojisTranslated to insult
1❌👉ðŸŋðŸš―ðŸķThis is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!
2ðŸ‘Ĩ📉ðŸĶķðŸŋðŸĶķðŸŋ👀People fall at my feet when they see me coming!
3ðŸĪšðŸ‘‰ðŸŋðŸĒSoon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!
4ðŸķðŸĪ“👉ðŸŋI once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
5👉ðŸŋðŸĪžðŸ„ðŸ‘ĐðŸŋ‍ðŸŒūYou fight like a dairy farmer!
6⚡ïļðŸ§‘💊ðŸūðŸĪžI got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
7👉ðŸŋinfo woman emoji with a red x emoji overlaidðŸĪēYou have the manners of a beggar.
8🧠👉ðŸŋðŸĪŊYou're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
9💎ðŸĩðŸ’ðŸ―â€â™€ïļðŸ‘‰ðŸŋI've spoken with apes more polite than you!
10ðŸĪ§ðŸĐđ👉ðŸŋðŸĐļMy handkerchief will wipe up your blood!
11👂ðŸū👉ðŸŋðŸĪŽninja emojiI've heard you are a contemptible sneak.
12👉ðŸŋ🛑🍞ðŸĐē❓Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
13ðŸĪ­ðŸĪĒThere are no words for how disgusting you are.
14ðŸĪŪYou make me want to puke.
15emoji of two blue heads side-by-side overlaid with a red x emojiðŸĐļemoji of two blue heads side-by-side overlaid with a red x emoji‾ïļNobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.
16🙅ðŸŋ‍♀ïļâ—ïļðŸ§˜ðŸŧ‍♂I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!

Reepicheep's comebacks are provided in alphabetic order (based on the formal speech he is using). Once translated back to the original Monkey Island insult swordfighting comebacks, they can then be matched to the goblin's insult.

Comeback translation table
Comeback in puzzleComeback OriginalMatching insult
1Before that you should cease swinging it like a cleaning tool.First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster.3
2Do you wish to commandeer one?Why? Did you want to borrow one?12
3He must have supplied you with your entire education.He must have taught you everything you know.4
4Hopefully you have learned not to mine green gold.I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.6
5I am pleased you participated in the gathering of your kin.I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion!9
6I disagree. You are just poorly educatedYes there are. You just never learned them.13
7I provide you with a pointed SUGGESTION, understand the BARB?And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?1
8I wanted to ensure you would be completely at ease in my presence.I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.7
9Is that PRIOR to your halitosis assailing them?Even BEFORE they smell your breath?2
10Is the discomfort in your derriere causing you more distress?Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh?16
11It is a pity you are completely unheard ofToo bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.11
12It would cause me significant difficulties if you utilized them.I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.8
13So you finally commenced employment in a caretaker role.So you got that job as janitor, after all.10
14That is perfectly fitting since you brawl like a bovine!How appropriate. You fight like a cow!5
15You cause me to believe that some person has previously done so.You make me think somebody already did.14
16You sprint THAT speedily?You run THAT fast?15

Now that the insults and comebacks are matched, the swords become important. The matched insult and comeback pair form a semaphore letter.

For example, with the first insult (This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!) the sword is pointing up and right (North East). In the response (I provide you with a pointed SUGGESTION, understand the BARB?/And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?), Reepicheep's sword points due East. This gives a W.

Map of insult to comeback to letter
InsultComebackLetter
1This is the END for you, you gutter crawling cur!And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?W
2People fall at my feet when they see me coming!Even BEFORE they smell your breath?H
3Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster.I
4I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.He must have taught you everything you know.T
5You fight like a dairy Farmer!How appropriate. You fight like a cow!E
6I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!I hope now you've learned to stop picking your nose.F
7You have the manners of a beggar.I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.A
8You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.C
9I've spoken with apes more polite than you!I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion!E
10My handkerchief will wipe up your blood!So you got that job as janitor, after all.D
11I've heard you are a contemptible sneak.Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all.D
12Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?Why? Did you want to borrow one?A
13There are no words for how disgusting you are.Yes there are. You just never learned them.R
14You make me want to puke.You make me think somebody already did.T
15Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will.You run THAT fast?E
16I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again eh?R

Translating all sword positions to semaphore letters gives the answer: WHITE-FACED DARTER.