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How To Have It All

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An error was corrected at 3:15AM on Sunday TIMEMIT. In the last card at the bottom of the page, the numbers at the top of the card should read 4 9 3 4 6 8 5 8 8 2 3 3. It previously read 4 9 3 4 6 8 5 8 8 2 3 4. The "Copy to Clipboard" text was has also been corrected.

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ABETTYELIZABETHHUTKNOXOVERCOMESEVENTIESVIEWED
ABIZARREEXCEPTIONALILAWYERPACKSEXYVIRGINIA
ABLACKEXCLAIMEDILAZYPARTLYSHIH-TZUVISA
ABONDSEXECINLIKEPARTSSHOWVOW
ABOXEXECUTIONERSINLIQUORPIZZASNEAKYWAS
ABOXEXILEDINFORMALLOGPIZZASOWAS
ABOYEXPECTISLONGPOPSPHINXWAS
ABRADEXPENSIVEIVYLOPEZPREFERSPYWAS
ABRAVEEXPERIENCEJLOVESPREFERSQUADWAS
ABUCKSEXPLAINEDJABBERWOCKYLOVESPRELAWSQUALIDWASN'T
ABUILDINGEXPLODEJACKETSMAXPROJECTIONSQUEAKYWE
ACQUITTALBULLWINKLEFACEDJACKETSMETALPUPSQUIRRELWHO
ADORABLEBURGERSFIVEJALAPENOSMEXICANQ'STAKEWHY
AFTERBURNFLOPJAMESMIXEDQUAILTEXTBOOKSWHY
ALEXANDERBUTFLUMMOXEDJAMIROQUAIMIZRAHIQUARTERTHEWILDLY
AMAZINGLYBUTFLUTEJAY'SMOOSEQUARTZTHEWINS
AMAZONBUZZFEEDFOGHATJAZZMOSTQUEENTHEWITH
ANBYFOODJAZZEDMOVEDQUEENTHEWITH
ANDCALLINGFORJENNIFERMOVIEQUEENSRYCHETHEWONDERLAND
ANDCARVEDFORJEOPARDYMUZAKQUESTTHINGSWORST
ANDCAVEMANFOUGHTJESTERMYQUESTIONEDTOWORTH
ANDCHARGEDFOXYJOGGERSMYQUICHETOXAVIER
ANDCHEWFROMJUDGEMYQUICKTOXMAS
ARCHVILLAINCHRYSLERFROMJUDGESMYTHBUSTERSQUIETTOXYLOPHONE
ARECOKEFROMJUGSNINJASQUIPPINGTOYOGI
ARROWCOURTFROMJUNKOFQUIVERTOKYOYULE
ATCOVERINGFTJUSTOFQUIZTOYZANY
AUTHORCOZYGEEKYJUSTOFQUIZTREBEK'SZILLION
AXONOMETRICDAIRYGOLDFINGERJUSTOFQUIZZINGTUBZIT
BAKINGDESIGNEDGRANDPAJUSTOFRAZESTURKEYZOE
BANDDIOGENESHELLJUSTOFREQUIREDTV
BANGKOKDIVAHISJUSTOFROACHUNFROZEN
BASKSDOZENHISKEPTOGILVYROCKUP
BEDRAGONHISKINGONROCKYVEIL
BECKDUMPEDHOLIDAYKNOWLEDGEOVERSEQUINEDVERSES
4 4 8 5 4'1 6 2 6
INCLUDES:
A cunning yet self-important singer who may say that "love don't cost a thing".
Cooking you your egg tart not included.
Ax3Jx1Sx1
Bx1Kx1Tx1
Cx1Lx1Ux1
Dx1Mx1Vx1
Ex4Nx4Wx2
Fx2Ox2Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx2
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix4Rx1
7 4: 2 4, 3 4 4 1 4 3? 1 6 6 6
INCLUDES:
Festive test,
question asking the reason for igniting Christmas bark,
expressing favor for prepared poultry
Ax5Jx1Sx2
Bx1Kx1Tx3
Cx1Lx3Ux5
Dx2Mx1Vx1
Ex5Nx1Wx1
Fx1Ox2Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx4
Hx2Qx1Zx1
Ix3Rx6
8 10 3 4 7 4 5 3 2 9
INCLUDES:
A listicle site with a posed query specifically curious about the cost of a Japanese city's trench coats
Ax2Jx1Sx4
Bx1Kx2Tx3
Cx1Lx1Ux2
Dx2Mx1Vx1
Ex9Nx3Wx1
Fx2Ox6Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx2
Hx1Qx1Zx2
Ix3Rx2
11: 6 2 10 8 4 5-2 6
INCLUDES:
A nonsense poem,
Lewis Carroll and one part from their most famous title remarking deranged blended compositions
Ax4Jx1Sx2
Bx2Kx1Tx1
Cx1Lx1Ux3
Dx4Mx1Vx1
Ex5Nx4Wx2
Fx1Ox4Xx1
Gx1Px3Yx2
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix3Rx4
6 7 3'1 4 3 8 6 9
INCLUDES:
A river using Leno's credit card,
readings needed in undergrad legal class.
Ax6Jx1Sx3
Bx1Kx1Tx2
Cx1Lx1Ux1
Dx2Mx1Vx1
Ex5Nx1Wx1
Fx2Ox4Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix2Rx5
8, 3 8 4-3 3, 2 4 9 2 1 7 4 3
INCLUDES:
One state,
cute young dog of specific breed,
noisy plaything to get said dog simply vexed
Ax5Jx1Sx4
Bx2Kx1Tx4
Cx1Lx2Ux5
Dx3Mx2Vx1
Ex5Nx1Wx1
Fx1Ox3Xx1
Gx1Px2Yx3
Hx4Qx1Zx1
Ix5Rx2
"6'1 '8!' 4 2 1 2 4 4!" 9 7
INCLUDES:
Statement about how wonderful the questionable game show is,
elder who made that statement
Ax5Jx1Sx2
Bx1Kx1Tx2
Cx1Lx3Ux1
Dx3Mx1Vx1
Ex6Nx1Wx1
Fx1Ox4Xx1
Gx1Px2Yx1
Hx2Qx1Zx1
Ix2Rx3
6 5 3 4 1 5, 3 5, 3-5 3 9
INCLUDES:
Acne-infested male dork who opined that Square Enix franchise was plainly cinematic.
Ax5Jx1Sx4
Bx1Kx1Tx4
Cx1Lx1Ux2
Dx3Mx1Vx1
Ex8Nx2Wx1
Fx1Ox3Xx1
Gx2Px1Yx2
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix3Rx1
3 6 1 5 11 10 2 3 8 8
INCLUDES:
Actor Saldana,
hasty orthographic presentation showing one New York landmark looked at by said actor
Ax2Jx1Sx2
Bx1Kx1Tx3
Cx4Lx2Ux2
Dx2Mx1Vx1
Ex7Nx3Wx1
Fx1Ox6Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx1
Hx2Qx1Zx1
Ix6Rx4
6 4 6 1 7 2 1 7 5 5 2 4 5
INCLUDES:
Ad agency CEO,
garbage payment agreement that has been disposed and priced at an extremely large amount (but 75% less)
Ax3Jx1Sx2
Bx2Kx2Tx2
Cx2Lx4Ux4
Dx3Mx1Vx1
Ex4Nx3Wx1
Fx2Ox6Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix3Rx3
4 11 5 5 2 7 6 4 3 9
INCLUDES:
Armies of comfortable fans of a former Discovery Channel show,
adorations regarding detonating objects simply to learn.
Ax1Jx1Sx6
Bx1Kx1Tx5
Cx1Lx3Ux3
Dx3Mx1Vx1
Ex6Nx2Wx1
Fx1Ox6Xx1
Gx2Px1Yx2
Hx2Qx1Zx1
Ix1Rx3
10: 11 5 2. 4 3 1'1 3 5 4
INCLUDES:
Auric,
enemy who destroys gold vaults,
head of research's victorious agent
Ax4Jx1Sx5
Bx1Kx1Tx2
Cx1Lx3Ux1
Dx1Mx1Vx1
Ex3Nx4Wx1
Fx2Ox3Xx1
Gx2Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix4Rx3
4 5 7 4 4 5 4 7 9
INCLUDES:
Cartoon bear who adores strange nosh,
a bird in possession of peppers from a North American country as an example
Ax5Jx1Sx2
Bx1Kx1Tx1
Cx1Lx4Ux1
Dx1Mx1Vx1
Ex5Nx2Wx1
Fx1Ox5Xx1
Gx1Px2Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix6Rx2
3 3 6 2 10 3 4 7 5 2 7
INCLUDES:
Batman's Poison from Thailand enlivened for an encounter with the capital city's absolute dirtiest bits
Ax5Jx1Sx4
Bx1Kx2Tx4
Cx1Lx1Ux1
Dx3Mx1Vx1
Ex6Nx2Wx1
Fx1Ox4Xx1
Gx1Px2Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx2
Ix3Rx2
7 8 4 7, 3 3 8 4 3 1 4
INCLUDES:
Fashion mogul Isaac who conceived sultry coats,
failed sparkly face concealer from said mogul
Ax4Jx1Sx6
Bx1Kx1Tx3
Cx1Lx2Ux2
Dx3Mx1Vx1
Ex7Nx2Wx1
Fx1Ox1Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx1
Hx2Qx1Zx1
Ix6Rx1
6 4 5 3, 2 4 5 2 7 3 4 4 5 5
INCLUDES:
Getting kicked out of a chain restaurant followed by a transfer with meats, buns, and sodas that were available in another chain restaurant
Ax3Jx1Sx2
Bx1Kx1Tx4
Cx1Lx1Ux4
Dx4Mx3Vx1
Ex8Nx2Wx1
Fx2Ox5Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx2
Ix3Rx5
6 2 5 6 5 2 3
INCLUDES:
Human-lion-falcon hybrid made with dark mineral that will assess your promise
Ax2Jx1Sx1
Bx1Kx1Tx1
Cx1Lx1Ux2
Dx1Mx1Vx1
Ex1Nx1Wx2
Fx1Ox2Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix1Rx1
6: 12 3 6 2 2 5, 6, 3 9 5
INCLUDES:
Japanese spies,
death officials who would rather exhibit specific characteristics*

* Specific characteristics include courage, slyness, miraculous silence
Ax6Jx1Sx3
Bx2Kx1Tx3
Cx1Lx1Ux2
Dx1Mx1Vx1
Ex9Nx6Wx1
Fx1Ox3Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx3
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix4Rx4
4 7? 1 6 4 2 4 2 5 4 3 6
INCLUDES:
Loafing runners,
presumption that singer Paisley will acquire a dart held by the case he owns
Ax5Jx1Sx2
Bx1Kx1Tx3
Cx1Lx1Ux1
Dx1Mx1Vx1
Ex5Nx1Wx1
Fx1Ox4Xx1
Gx2Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix3Rx7
11 3 1 5 4. 6, 9 3/4. 3 5, 4
INCLUDES:
Michael Wilton's posse which is identified to be one specific musical genre group,
Roger Earl's posse,
time period,
combined musical genre,
Bebop pioneer,
music genre
Ax8Jx1Sx5
Bx1Kx1Tx3
Cx3Lx1Ux1
Dx1Mx2Vx1
Ex7Nx3Wx1
Fx1Ox4Xx1
Gx1Px2Yx1
Hx3Qx1Zx2
Ix1Rx3
4 2 3 4 4 5 6 4
INCLUDES:
Sixty alcohol bottles,
a cardboard container for you to house said alcohol bottles
Ax2Jx1Sx1
Bx1Kx1Tx1
Cx1Lx1Ux2
Dx1Mx1Vx1
Ex2Nx1Wx1
Fx1Ox3Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix3Rx1
6, 1 6 8 5 6, 4 7 5 9 5
INCLUDES:
St. Francis,
an unrestrained casual Medieval fool who is perpetually misnaming a female monarch as actress White
Ax5Jx1Sx1
Bx2Kx1Tx6
Cx2Lx6Ux2
Dx1Mx1Vx1
Ex9Nx3Wx1
Fx1Ox3Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx2
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix5Rx4
"8 7 6" 5 2 3 5'1 11 9
INCLUDES:
Thawed Neanderthal bar member (we think) who revels due to an outstanding absolution from a court figure
Ax7Jx1Sx3
Bx1Kx1Tx4
Cx3Lx3Ux3
Dx1Mx1Vx1
Ex7Nx5Wx1
Fx1Ox2Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix3Rx3
5 5: 8 4 3 10 2 9 3 5
INCLUDES:
The most terrible background music brand,
making new recordings of songs from a male solo artist plus a band that you may mistake as also being a male solo artist,
instruments for said recording*

*Types of instruments include: percussion, wind
Ax5Jx1Sx1
Bx1Kx2Tx2
Cx2Lx2Ux3
Dx2Mx3Vx1
Ex4Nx5Wx1
Fx1Ox6Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx1
Ix3Rx3
5 1 8 3 10 5 6 4 1 5 3
INCLUDES:
Two cartoon animals that brawled on account of the pie carton
Ax3Jx1Sx2
Bx2Kx2Tx2
Cx1Lx4Ux3
Dx1Mx1Vx1
Ex4Nx2Wx1
Fx1Ox6Xx1
Gx1Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx2
Ix3Rx4
4 9 3 4 6 8 5 8 8 2 3 3
INCLUDES:
Yugoslavian monarch barely somewhat defeated,
a Greek philosopher sitting inside their bath who had been interrogated by said monarch
Ax5Jx1Sx4
Bx1Kx1Tx4
Cx1Lx2Ux3
Dx2Mx1Vx1
Ex7Nx5Wx1
Fx1Ox3Xx1
Gx3Px1Yx1
Hx1Qx1Zx2
Ix7Rx4