A group of sci-fi fans came from all over the country to meet up in the arvo for some grog.
| Adam | Those of us who live near the same jumbo things live in the same town, and vice versa. |
| Bernard | The four people who live near ultra-massive fruits bought different-sized drinks. |
| Cathy | Fred, who didn't buy middies, lives near a stupendous thing that has radioactive elements. |
| Dawn | Evonne lives near a titanic thing that's found near the water, and Ita lives near a tremendous thing that Bernard talked about. |
| Evonne | Bernard, who lives near a humungous bird, and Dawn, were the only people who bought schooners. |
| Fred | No one bought the same number of drinks as the total number of middies bought, or the total number of glasses bought. |
| Grace | Fred and Ita were the only people who bought sevens; one of them bought more drinks than anyone, and one of them bought fewer drinks than anyone. |
| Harry | The two people who live near enlarged birds bought 8 drinks in total, and neither of them bought glasses. |
| Ita | Adam, who lives near a supersized thing with a pit, combined with Fred and Grace, bought exactly half of all the drinks, but only one of them bought beers. |
| Adam | Grace bought as many schooners as the total number of pints bought on the night. |
| Bernard | There were more than 40 drinks bought in total, and exactly 5 people bought a unique number of drinks. |
| Cathy | Talking about all these drinks, no one here speaks exactly the same language as me, and no one's even mentioned what I live near. As Slammin' Sam always says, "We love our tall thing!" |
| Dawn | It's interesting that Evonne, Harry, and Ita, none of whom bought pots, live near the same astronomical things as Bernard, Adam, and me respectively. |
| Evonne | Dawn, who lives near a towering thing whose name references a colour of the rainbow, bought the same number of drinks as me. |
| Fred | Grace, who lives near an enormous thing found at a sporting event, Harry, who lives near a sizeable fruit with a seed, and Cathy, were the only people who bought schooners. |
| Grace | There was no one who bought exactly one more drink than the number of schooners I bought. |
| Harry | I bought the same number of drinks as one other person, but they bought pots, and I didn't. |
| Ita | There were four sizes of drinks ordered, everyone bought only one size of drink, and the most drinks bought was 9. |