For each plot description, we can identify the movie and fill in the blank with an
answer that fits the enumeration given in the top row, the highlighted cells spell out
clue phrase "ID WINNERS BY MOVIE YEAR AND GENRE". This refers to the Bulwer Lytton
Fiction Contest, as clued by title "Bad Beginnings" and flavor text "It was a dark and
stormy night...". Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest each year selects winners for the
"opening sentences to the worst of all possible novels" in various genres. If we read
the entries in corresponding year and genre, we can find another answer that will also
work (more or less), and that will fit the enumeration given in the bottom row. This
second set of highlighted cells spell out the answer:
WRITE STORY OF A GASHLYCRUMB TINY.
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The children received , a gift left behind by their
late parent, which produced energy when consumed; eager to see the said parent
again, they embarked on a RPG-like quest to find another such source of energy.
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Onward |
2020 |
Children's Literature |
As Charlotte meticulously finished her egg sac on the lonely rafter at the county
fairgrounds, she thought about the future day when her children would burrow into
Wilbur's flesh to consume him from the inside-out, and hummed her favorite song
about the wheel of life rolling on.
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's fate was doomed when he received a surprise visit from a seductive woman who
needed his help; no good could come from helping a woman who was supposed to be
dead, and who was trying to frame her husband for her own murder.
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Gone Girl |
2014 |
Crime |
Hard-boiled private dick Harrison Bogart couldn’t tell if it was the third big
glass of cheap whiskey he’d just finished, or the way the rain-moistened blouse
clung so tightly to the perfect figure of the dame who just appeared panting in
his office doorway, but he was certain of one thing … he had the hottest
mother-in-law in the world.
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In colonial New England, after a series of supernatural events that left her parents
and siblings dead, a young vvoman spoke to a farm animal and was reborn as a
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The Witch |
2015 |
Horror |
If Vicky Walters had known that ordering an extra shot of espresso in her grande
non-fat sugar free one pump raspberry syrup two pumps vanilla syrup soy latte that
Wednesday would lead to her death and subsequent rebirth as a vampire, she
probably would have at least gotten whipped cream.
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A young girl made a
hole in a car trunk, which happened to be the perfect place to observe one's
surroundings and hold a conversation with a former 9-1-1 operator.
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The Call |
2013 |
Crime |
It was such a beautiful night; the bright moonlight illuminated the sky, the thick
clouds floated leisurely by just above the silhouette of tall, majestic trees, and
I was viewing it all from the front row seat of the bullet hole in my car trunk.
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While the country of
was embattled by war, a member of the royal family sought help from a therapist, and
some ancient stones were disrespected.
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The King's Speech |
2010 |
Historical Fiction |
In Southwestern Germany just east of the Luxemburg border and north of France
where history pitted various related Hapsburg Royals against each other and the
Archbishops of Trier, the Abbots of St. Maximin, various members of the nobility,
and mobs of axe-bearing villagers, there stands a ruin whose building stones
mostly were carted off to build other buildings.
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A man met up with his lover
in Paris and reminisced how she had or had not changed over the years since Vienna,
which was wrong because one, he was already married, and two, he was about to miss
his flight.
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Before Sunset |
2004 |
Romance |
Looking up from his plate of escargots, Sean gazed across the table at Sharon and
sadly realized that her bubbly personality now reminded him of the bubbles you get
when you put salt on a slug and it squirms around and foams all over the place,
and her moist lips were also like the slime on a slug but before you salted it,
though after all these years Sharon still smelled better than slugs, but that
could have been the garlic butter on her escargots.
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Having taken a fatal dose of
, the thoughtful and fast-thinking man made quick preparations surrounding his
death, all this for the benefit of his caretaker.
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Knives Out |
2019 |
Crime |
Realising that his symptoms indicated a virtually undetectable, fast acting
neurotoxin, CIA coroner Quinn Abner frantically wrote up the details, lay on the
floor and, as a professional courtesy, did his best to draw a chalk outline of
himself.
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The royal warrior led his men to make a last stand to defend the ancient city of
, and fewer than 0.5% survived.
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300 |
2006 |
Historical Fiction |
While Hector and the heroes of Troy trembled behind the ramparts as cowboys below
the walls raced up and down the beach, six-guns blazing and cries of "yee-hah!"
filling the air, other cowboys across the sea were laboring gamely but in vain to
throw a palisade around Wichita, Kansas, thereby adding veracity to the old homily
of history that it is easier to cow a fortified city than to fortify a cow city.
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Stranded on the planet of
, the lone man had to be resourceful and deal with the many life-threatening
problems, such as that of reduced gravity.
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The Martian |
2015 |
Sci Fi |
The gravitational pull up here on Mars is much less than it is back at home base,
of course, so your tongue sticks to the roof of our mouth and everyone sounds like
Eleanor Roosevelt.
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A baby
was determined to pursue their childhood dream of becoming a cop, against the odds
of their familial background and discrimination from their surroundings.
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Zootopia |
2016 |
Children's Literature |
When your home smells like a three-week-old buffalo carcass, your Mom is
constantly being mistaken for a guy, and your sisters keep using your ears as
their personal chew toys, life is no laughing matter—at least that's how it seemed
to Hubert, the baby Hyena.
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turned a form of entertainment into a fatal trap, where six players had to find the
clues and solve the puzzles... or die.
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Escape Room |
2019 |
Fantasy & Horror |
Driven from the sea by pollution, Aglaope the Siren found an economy apartment in
New York City with the hope of luring the big city buses to their doom, but to her
dismay she found that her song was drowned out by police cars, fire trucks and
jackhammers, except for one joyous day when she was fairly sure that she caused a
skateboarder to crash into a light pole.
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Deep in the woods
tried to keep magic for personal gains, until a long due haircut put an end to
everything.
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Tangled |
2010 |
Children's Literature |
“Please Mr. Fox, don’t take your magic back to the forest, it is needed here in
Twigsville!” pleaded little Isabel, but Mr. Fox was unconcerned as he smugly loped
back into the woods without answering a word knowing well that his magic was only
going to be used to make sure his forest would be annexed into the neighboring
community of Leaftown where the property values were much higher.
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A handsome young man traveled from one
to another — for each of which the time stood still, trying to save them from
invisible monsters called Hollows.
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Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children |
2016 |
Fantasy |
The handsome man bent down to kiss the pale lips of the catatonic maid just as the
first small bubble appeared in the corner of her mouth, followed, in slow motion,
by a stream of popping translucent spheres, and Prince Jarris, heir to the throne
of the Kingdom of the Seven-and-a-Half Mountains straightened up, climbed upon his
horse and rode away to search for another sleeping beauty.
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Officer
the mob undercover tried to discover the identity of a police undercover, had his
own cover uncovered, but then recovered by covering up all the evidence of the other
undercover.
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The Departed |
2006 |
Crime |
It was a dreary Monday in September when Constable Lightspeed came across the
rotting corpse that resembled one of those zombies from Michael Jackson's
"Thriller," except that it was lying down and not performing the electric slide.
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A girl with daddy issues found her perfect match in
the creepy stalker, but hey, all relationships
would look rosy when you're riding in a private jet, and if you're colorblind so
grey and rosy are practically indistinguishable.
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Fifty Shades of Grey |
2015 |
Romance |
Claire had more daddy issues than Boy’s Life magazine published in the late 1970s,
but she was a perfect match for Donald, whose personality was vaguely sticky, like
the outside of a squeezable honey container or anything handled by a
three-year-old.
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A murder took place on a moving vehicle, and Detective
had little to go on except a handful of misleading
clues.
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Murder on the Orient Express |
2017 |
Crime |
Detective Sam Steel stood at the crime scene staring puzzled at the chalk outline
of Ms. Mulgrave's body which was really just a stick figure with a dress, curly
hair, boobs, and a smiley face because the police chalk guy had the day off.
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A legend was told of jewelry and gold buried under the
, with hidden clues in the Declaration of
Independence.
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National Treasure |
2004 |
Adventure |
The legend about Padre Castillo's gold being buried deep in the Blackwolf Hills
had lain untold for centuries and will continue to do so for this story is not
about hidden treasure, nor is it set in any mountainous terrain whatsoever.
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The fates of early computers at NASA unfolded against the backdrop of a rivalry
between home country and .
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Hidden Figures |
2016 |
Historical Fiction |
It was the worst of times, although I suppose if I were really pressed I could
come up with a time in history even worse than the French Revolution, such as the
Black Death, to name but one, but on the other hand it has to be said that it was
also the best of times, particularly for those of us that were rich and living in
England rather than France.
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A gastronomically refined young struck out on his
own, while his family members continued to enjoy more questionable foods.
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Ratatouille |
2007 |
Children's Literature |
Danny, the little Grizzly cub, frolicked in the tall grass on this sunny Spring
morning, his mother keeping a watchful eye as she chewed on a piece of a hiker
they had encountered the day before.
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A journalist teamed up with a hacker to track down
the serial killer and find a missing woman.
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo |
2011 |
Crime |
Wearily approaching the murder scene of Jeannie and Quentin Rose and needing to
determine if this was the handiwork of the Scented Strangler – who had a twisted
affinity for spraying his victims with his signature raspberry cologne – or that
of a copycat, burnt-out insomniac detective Sonny Kirkland was sure of one thing:
he’d have to stop and smell the Roses.
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A young artist contemplated as a seductive young woman laid before him, wearing
nothing but a on her upper body.
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Titanic |
1997 |
Romance |
He stood looking at her, seductively naked except for bra and a pair of pants, the
smile on her face come-hitherish and inviting, but all he could think was, "Why
are they called a pair of pants, much better English if it were a pair of bras and
a pant?"
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A boy and his dog entered the land of the dead because of
, who however turned out to be the true villain of
the story.
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Coco |
2017 |
Children's Literature |
Our tale begins in the Arctic, a boy and his dog riding out the blizzard in a
windswept cabin, hackles rising as they face down the fearsome bear clawing at the
door, courage their spear, fierce loyalty their shield; yes, this is the tale of
Hazku, proud chieftain of the northern bears, who makes quick work of these two
and spends a pleasant afternoon napping in the cabin.
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The boy who lived to ultimately overthrow the evil wizard
learned of the failure of a financial institution
and sought its alternative.
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone |
2001 |
Fantasy |
When the mightily-hewn warrior-hero Glark One-Ear, fed up with paying the tribute
demanded by the despotic wizard Jormed-the-Doubly-Soulless, set out to
single-handedly unite the warring barbarian tribes of Verfot and lead them in
bloodily overthrowing the evil mage's tyranny, he envisioned a progressive tax
system based upon income brackets, yet allowing deductions for business expenses,
dependents, and charitable donations.
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The protagonists had to act in silence, presumably fearing that they would be heard
by the .
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A Quiet Place |
2018 |
Fantasy & Horror |
His steel sang as Dothrak, mighty thews febrile with barely-checked power, drew
Aelthmor (the blade forged in eldritch shadows by the Zdrahali adepts) and
declared, “All who have sworn allegiance to the False Duke will feel my wrath!”
yet he was summarily admonished to silence, for it is at the Reference Desk of the
Skokie Public Library that our story takes place.
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A mathematical genius labored to obtain information from the enemy country of
, yet the story ended with his tragic death.
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The Imitation Game |
2014 |
Historical Fiction |
In the late 1480’s, one of Henry VII’s spies in Milan picked up on what Columbus
was up to, caught a gypsy caravan to Barcelona, a strawberry wagon to Lisbon, a
crazy noble’s carriage to Marseilles, a worn stagecoach to Paris (which broke
down), a hike to Calais, a rowboat to Southampton, arriving in London a year after
Columbus landed in America, the imminent sailing for which the next year the spy,
by now headless, had come to report.
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Four middle-aged urban women each dealt with their own marriage and relationship
problems, including , whose husband had an affair.
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Sex and the City |
2008 |
Romance |
Bill swore the affair had ended, but Louise knew he was lying, after discovering
Tupperware containers under the seat of his car, which were not the off-brand
containers that she bought to save money, but authentic, burpable, lidded
Tupperware; and she knew he would see that woman again, because unlike the flimsy,
fake containers that should always be recycled responsibly, real Tupperware must
be returned to its rightful owner.
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Facing the invasion of the alien species, the ,
Earth trained child prodigies to become military commanders.
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Ender's Game |
2013 |
Science Fiction |
The Mushroom Men of Knarf were silently advancing on the unsuspecting earthlings,
and their thin milky blood ran colder when they smelled spores from fungal toenail
infections rising from many of the invaders’ feet, for to them it was a wondrous
and shocking scent of kinship, homeland, and asexual reproduction.
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A freed slave sought to free his wife with a bounty hunter, killing the wealthy
siblings in process.
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Django Unchained |
2012 |
Western |
They still talk about that fateful afternoon in Abilene, when Dancing Dan DuPre
moonwalked through the doors of Fat Suzy’s saloon, made a passable reverse-turn,
pirouetted twice followed by a double box-step, somersaulted onto the bar, drew
his twin silver-plated Colt-45s and put twelve bullets through the eyes of the
McLuskey sextuplets, on account of them varmints burning down his ranch and
lynching his prize steer.
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