Zip it, Mr. Resetti!

This field goal starts in dorm row. You can find Mr. Resetti there and need to refresh the page midway through his dialogue. After you do so, Mr. Resetti will be appear angrily near The Dot and have additional dialogue for you.

Read the first letters of Mr. Resetti's angry dialogue.

The first letters of Mr. Resetti's angry dialogue spell out NUM KEYS. Take the profanity in each line of dialogue and find the corresponding number key on a keyboard for each symbol. Each pair of digits is a number from 1 to 26 and converts alphanumerically to a letter.