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Count the total number of messages, including the 4 that are still typing. What else are there that many of?
:D is clear, but have you ever wondered what :G means?
:Q is the thermometer and :H is the dentist. Left and right are from the perspective of the hypothetical sideways person with this face.
The 4 letters that are still typing need to be anagrammed to get the answer.
January 15th 5:36 PM: The line "I have two prominent buckteeth!" was moved.
Help I opened my mouth so wide that the left half of it fell off
Hopefully I don't have a fever, taking my temperature now. You're supposed to keep your mouth open right?
I am halfway through zipping my mouth closed
I filed my teeth so that they fit diagonally with one another
I have a beak now!
I have a beak now too, it's facing the other direction from that guy though ^
I have two prominent buckteeth!
I twirled my mustache... only on the right side though
I'm about to start zipping my mouth closed
I'm eating noodles but 3 of them are sticking out
I'm feeling very happy
I'm sticking my tongue out
I'm very surprised
I'm very very very sad
I've got a pin stuck in my tongue, see?
I've just finished zipping my mouth closed
I've scrunched my mouth all the way to the left
My legs are coming right out of my mouth
My mouth is reallly droopy to the right
My mouth is taped shut
The dentist put a big prop in the middle of my mouth and now I can't close it