Since the start of the new millennium, the ringmaster has been the face of the circus.
One and all, I welcome you to the circus and hope you will enjoy our show like a wise owl of Athena!
Soon, you will be sleeping soundly in your beds and fall asleep with a ZZZ, but I ensure that we will keep you wide awake inside!
You'll be giddy with amusement as our clown squirts the audience with water from the five petaled flower he wears on his lapel!
And then, make sure you do not become drenched as he tries to wrangle an enormous fire-hose full of water!
Our evening variety show resembles the starry sky above, with swirly decorations and stars that twinkle!
You'll be on the edge of your seat as our unicyclists perform laps, forward and backwards continuously, as if they were on a mobius strip!
And revel in the supernatural as a grand train from Harry Potter emitting puffs of smoke makes its way around our circus spectacular!
Our diverse performers come from around the globe, but work wonderfully in harmony as if they are from the continent Pangaea!
But, it is now time to step inside, my timepiece shaped like an infinity symbol is nearly empty!
You will murmur in astonishment at our trapeze artists, who defy the earth's pull like the first astronaut to walk on the moon, their only trace a solitary footprint!
Behold the incredible divers, where you can see a full moon reflected in the small pool below!
Our show is so hot, someone should call the fire department, who will send a firetruck quickly to the scene!
Admire our beautiful backdrop, the planet earth, with a star indicating the location of our marvelous circus!
Do not let your luck run out, you can still catch a peek of our famous four-leaf clover!
And of course our show will finish with a rousing exhibit of fireworks in the dark sky!