Michael Bay's Editing Bay
by Mark Gottlieb
Answer: 🏬
The cryptic clues have been edited into incoherence. For each grid entry, the definition part of its clue is exactly where it’s supposed to be, but the wordplay part of its clue appears somewhere else. Solvers must re-edit the clues to match up the definitions with their corresponding wordplay. (Surface sense is not maintained during this process.)
ACROSS
1  SHACK (S + hack) — shoddy housing & small prank at MIT
6  DOC (“dock”) — dwarf & harbor, reportedly
8  BELIEF (Feb + lie) — firmly held conviction & around February, admits falsehood
12  NHRA (ranch – C) — they sanction drag races & disorganized ranch loses third-rate
13  SHUT-IN (hunt is) — confined person & erratic Hunt is
15  OAK (soak – s) — type of wood & eliminate opening from steep
16  ELOI (violet – v,t) — futuristic race & Violet removing skirt the wrong way
17  EDGED (hedged – h) — sharp & equivocated after the first
19  VASE (Eva’s) — bouquet holder & rewrite Eva’s
20  PRAWN (r + pawn) — shellfish & youngster finally interrupting Patsy
21  FUND (plaintifF UNDerstands) — financially back & some plaintiff understands
22  MELMAC (camel + m) — alien homeworld & quivering camel behind minute
25  DEADFALL (all faded) — trap & unravel all faded
26  DNR (DoNoR’s) — instructions for a doctor & alternate characters in donor’s
28  LURID (ride – e + L + U) — gruesome & ride almost begins with large hairpin turn
30  WAVY (v + way) — undulating & easternmost part of Kiev seen in fashion
31  LACK (black – B) — need & top hat color other than blue
32  DEKED (d + Deke) — executed a deceptive move & head of dormitories rebuffed MIT frat
33  AID (A + ID) — help & across Idaho
35  MONASTIC (theoreM ON A STICker) — ascetic & theorem on a sticker conveys
37  STEPPE (“step”) — plain & sounded out part of a plan
39  ACDC (CDC + a) — rock band & government health organization goes after a
40  HIJAB (hi + jab) — religious headwear & opening remark: “Punch
42  CAGE (c + age) — enclosure & tomcat’s essentially mature
44  GARBO (garb + O) — Classic film actress & attire at ball
46  ADAR (radar – r) — month in Israel & leaderless air traffic control system
48  OCD (harDCOre) — reason to see a shrink & employed by misguided hardcore
49  RETAKE (tear + ke) — photographer’s do-over & tear off half of keys
50  BOLO (“beau low”) — cowboy’s tie & they say boyfriend discouraged
51  DEPAUL (led up a) — Chicago university & engineer led up a
52  EKE (racE KEepers) — scratch & Race Keepers: internally
53  PENCE (penance – an) change in England & forgiveness comes after it throws away an
DOWN
1  STORM-DAMAGED (stored + MDMA + a + G) — like some buildings in San Juan & reserved lies about Molly circling a grand
2  HEAVEN (n + heave) — angel’s domain & one’s heart at end of fling
3  ANKA (mANKAto) — singer Paul & Mankato inhabitants
4  CHASM (chase – e + m) — gorge & trail short man
5  KREE (reek) — Captain Marvel aliens & horrible reek
6  DAL (dale – E) — Indian dish & earl pulled out of valley
7  CHIA (CHIAroscuro) — seed & four elements of chiaroscuro
8  BULWARKS (bulks + war) — ramparts & increases imbued with conflict
9  LID (dial – a) — cover & retro phone is missing a
10  EVENLY (Evelyn) — with a steady pace & surprising Evelyn
11  FIDDLE-DEE-DEE (fiddled + D + EE, EE) — rubbish & took after Nero, down between a pair of electrical engineers
13  SORDID (so + R + did) — sleazy & hence Republican achieved
14  TEND (t + end) — lean & attorney’s second close
18  GUAVA (lava – l + gu) — fruit & lava never starts past middle of August
23  AUK (A + UK) — seabird & first-class island country
24  CRITICAL (c + rial + tic) — important & onset of carnage near capital of Yemen surrounds jerk
27  R AND R (ran + Dr.) — refreshing period & fled with doctor
29  DECADE (decadent – nt) — a long time & terminal couple dropped out of immoral
30  WET (“whet”) — soggy & hone a blade, from what I hear
31  LOCALE (E + lo cal) — spot & energy following diet
34  IPECAC (ace + PI + C) — it’ll bring up uncomfortable things? & ace detective brought back cold
36  SHOT (s + hot) — washed up & last of advertisements in Vogue
38  EAGLE (beagle – b) — two under & premier abandoning dog
41  JAKE (j + cake – c) —satisfactory & hint of jasmine dessert without the initial
42  CROP (aCROPolis) — cut short & Acropolis section
43  GOON (go + on) — thug & beat a retreat by running
45  BEA (“be”) — Arthur on television & exist for the audience
47  ABE (tABErnacle) — Lincoln & tabernacle displaying
When the wordplay sections of the clues are restored to their proper positions, their first letters in clue order spell the message SHADE EVERY SQUARE THAT’S GOT A LETTER FROM THE FIRST HALF OF THE ALPHABET.
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