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1. Take your partner out to dinner. But make sure you’ve changed recently. |
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2. Find yourself going deeper and deeper? There must be a key to it… |
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3. When you want to feel your partner in sexy ways, first get a one-line summary of their info. |
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4. If you stare slackjawed at your partner, text them exactly what you want in a programmatic way to get over it—just not in a file. |
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5. When you go to your partner (in bed), write “empty” on the box of missing condoms. |
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6. When you want something smaller, don’t highlight what you wanted to find. |
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7. If you need help in your love life, find a guy friend. Ask him to give you an introduction. |
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8. When you could use a little extra something, no form is going to make you wait. |
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9. Before you get on top, make sure you tie your partner up. |
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10. Take it all off, and your partner will show you right where to put it. |
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11. Let them see your butt, but only a few times. |
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12. It’s OK to cop a feel, but don’t let that lead to the miracle of creation… |
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13. When the time is right, you can undo your fly. Don’t be afraid to ask for help. |
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14. When was the last time you had any downtime with your partner? Be specific where you start counting! |