Location: Optics Lab

Solution to Time Is Out of Joint

by Travis Hance

Answer: REPRISE

A natural thing to attempt is to perform the operations in order by time:

ABCDEFG
Sep  6, 1752, 11:20 AMCaesar shift forwards by 8. IJKLMNO
Apr 19, 1769,  3:15 PMFor any letter which is also in the word JOUSTING, replace it with the corresponding letter in HANDGRIP. RHKLMIA
Feb 29, 1800,  2:30 PMReplace the third letter with C. RHCLMIA
Jan 17, 1875,  1:11 PMCaesar shift forwards by 15. GWRABXP
Oct 12, 1920,  1:09 AMSwap the fourth and fifth letters. GWRBAXP
Apr 26, 1970,  2:32 AMReplace the last three letters with OWN. GWRBOWN
Aug  3, 1975,  9:04 PMCaesar shift the second letter backwards by 8. GORBOWN
Aug  3, 1975,  9:05 PMRotate left by one letter (that is, move the first letter to the end). ORBOWNG
Oct 25, 1992,  1:13 AMSwap the first two letters; then rotate left by two. BOWNGRO
Oct 25, 1992,  1:49 AMReplace the first letter with a copy of the fourth letter. NOWNGRO
Jul 17, 2025,  3:22 AMSwap the fourth and fifth letters with the sixth and seventh letters. NOWRONG

Unfortunately, the phrase NO WRONG only indicates that this was not correct.

We observe, however, that:

  • Sep 6, 1752 did not exist. In the switch to the Gregorian calendar, Sep 2 was followed by Sep 14.
  • Feb 29, 1800 did not exist. There is no leap day in years which are multiples of 100 (unless they are multiple of 400 - which 1800 is not).
  • Apr 26, 1970, 2:32 AM did not exist. During the switch to DST, the hour from 2 AM to 3 AM is skipped.
  • Oct 25, 1992, 1:13 AM and 1:49 AM each exist twice. During the switch from DST, 3 AM jumps back to 2 AM, so that hour occurs twice.

If you wait starting at 1700, doing the instruction at the appropriate time, you will skip the 1752, 1800, and 1970 steps, but you will execute both 1992 steps twice. Furthermore, you will not execute the 2025 step by the time you need to call in an answer in 2015.

ABCDEFG
Sep  6, 1752, 11:20 AMCaesar shift forwards by 8. (Skip)
Apr 19, 1769,  3:15 PMFor any letter which is also in the word JOUSTING, replace it with the corresponding letter in HANDGRIP. ABCDEFP
Feb 29, 1800,  2:30 PMReplace the third letter with C. (Skip)
Jan 17, 1875,  1:11 PMCaesar shift forwards by 15. PQRSTUE
Oct 12, 1920,  1:09 AMSwap the fourth and fifth letters. PQRTSUE
Apr 26, 1970,  2:32 AMReplace the last three letters with OWN. (Skip)
Aug  3, 1975,  9:04 PMCaesar shift the second letter backwards by 8. PIRTSUE
Aug  3, 1975,  9:05 PMRotate left by one letter (that is, move the first letter to the end). IRTSUEP
Oct 25, 1992,  1:13 AMSwap the first two letters; then rotate left by two. TSUEPRI
Oct 25, 1992,  1:49 AMReplace the first letter with a copy of the fourth letter. ESUEPRI
Oct 25, 1992,  1:13 AMSwap the first two letters; then rotate left by two. (Execute a second time) UEPRISE
Oct 25, 1992,  1:49 AMReplace the first letter with a copy of the fourth letter. (Execute a second time) REPRISE
Jul 17, 2025,  3:22 AMSwap the fourth and fifth letters with the sixth and seventh letters. (Skip)

Hence the answer is REPRISE.