Each sentence describes a TLA (three letter acronym) that has two different meanings. Here they are:
- RMS (Richard Matthew Stallman, root-mean-square)
- ATM (Automated Teller Machine, at the moment)
- POS (piece of shit, point-of-sale)
- THC (The History Channel, tetrahydrocannabinol)
- OTP (one time pad, one true pairing)
- RPG (role-playing game, ruchnoy protivotankovyy granatomyot (*not* rocket propelled grenade, that’s an urban legend))
- SOB (shortness of breath, son of a bitch)
Take the first letters in order to get the answer, RAPTORS.