The title is a Spoonerism of “Little Spoon.” Fittingly, each story can be ended with a phrase that is a spoonerism of an English idiom. Correct the spoonerisms to the original idiom and read down the initial letters to find FAR BED. This is a spoonerism of sorts for BARFED, the answer.
Mare to fiddling | Fair to middling |
Basalt and 'attery | Assault and battery |
Habit role | Rabbit hole |
Had bear day | Bad hair day |
Beers are earning | Ears are burning |
Fog dude | Dog food |