The title is a Spoonerism of “Little Spoon.” Fittingly, each story can be ended with a phrase that is a spoonerism of an English idiom. Correct the spoonerisms to the original idiom and read down the initial letters to find FAR BED. This is a spoonerism of sorts for BARFED, the answer.
|Mare to fiddling||Fair to middling|
|Basalt and 'attery||Assault and battery|
|Habit role||Rabbit hole|
|Had bear day||Bad hair day|
|Beers are earning||Ears are burning|
|Fog dude||Dog food|