Coming to a Location Near You (solution)

by Kai Huang, Andrew Lin, and David Turner

If your team submits a set of photos satisfying all the requirements, and we can verify it, then we send you the answer: INFLEXIBLE WILL.

Here are just a few of the almost 200 photos we received, in not-quite-increasing distance order starting from MIT and ending at the South Pole:

Enigmatic Porifera at MIT
Enigmatic Porifera at MIT
Mechadubzilla at MIT
Mechadubzilla at MIT
High Flyers in Cambridge, Massachusetts
High Flyers in Cambridge, Massachusetts
Grand Unified Theory of Love in Cambridge, Massachusetts
Grand Unified Theory of Love in Cambridge, Massachusetts
Sleipnir's Wranglers in Greenwich, Connecticut
Sleipnir's Wranglers in Greenwich, Connecticut
Luck, Stuck on Two Open Puzzles in Vestal, New York
Luck, Stuck on Two Open Puzzles in Vestal, New York
Providence Transplantations in Washington, D.C.
Providence Transplantations in Washington, D.C.
Occupy Leisure Station in Knoxville, Tennessee
Occupy Leisure Station in Knoxville, Tennessee
Just for the Halibut in Gainesville, Florida
Just for the Halibut in Gainesville, Florida
Immoral, Illegal & Fattening in Saint Paul, Minne
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Immoral, Illegal & Fattening in Saint Paul, Minnesota
Death From Above in Seattle, Washington
Death From Above in Seattle, Washington
Team Left Out in Palo Alto, California
Team Left Out in Palo Alto, California
Central Services in San Francisco, California
Central Services in San Francisco, California
Project Electric Mayhem in Reykjavik, Iceland
Project Electric Mayhem in Reykjavik, Iceland
Knights of the Random Table in Oxford, England
Knights of the Random Table in Oxford, England
Setec Astronomy in Paris, France
Setec Astronomy in Paris, France
Setec Astronomy in Wiesbaden, Germany
Setec Astronomy in Wiesbaden, Germany
Mega-Tart Stratagem aka Palindrome in Geneva, Switzerland
Mega-Tart Stratagem aka Palindrome in Geneva, Switzerland
Project Electric Mayhem in Berlin, Germany
Project Electric Mayhem in Berlin, Germany
Manic Sages in Budapest, Hungary
Manic Sages in Budapest, Hungary
Knights of the Random Table in Montevideo, Uruguay
Knights of the Random Table in Montevideo, Uruguay
Up Late in Mumbai, India
Up Late in Mumbai, India
Too Big to Fail in Shenzhen, China
Too Big to Fail in Shenzhen, China
Too Big to Fail in Canberra, Australia
Too Big to Fail in Canberra, Australia
Metaphysical Plant at the South Pole
Metaphysical Plant at the South Pole
William S. Bergman
William S. Bergman