Solution to Everybody's Got to Be Somewhere

by Aaron Dinkin

Each map displays or pinpoints a location whose name appears in the title of a song from a musical. The text clue is written from the perspective of the character who sings that song (or one such character). The numbers after the clue provide the enumeration of the character's name, and an index for a letter to extract.

The clued songs and character names are as follows:
Good Morning Baltimore (Hairspray)Tracy Turnblad
The Streets of Dublin (A Man of No Importance)Robbie Fay
Atlantic City (Ragtime)Evelyn Nesbit
There's No Place Like London (Sweeney Todd)Anthony Hope
Memphis Lives in Me (Memphis)Huey Calhoun
14 Dwight Ave., Natick, Massachusetts (Elegies)Barbara Finn
Manchester, England (Hair)Claude Hooper Bukowski
I've Come to Wive it Wealthily in Padua (Kiss Me, Kate)Fred Graham
Paris Original (How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying)Rosemary Pilkington
Dear Old Syracuse (The Boys from Syracuse)Antipholus
New York, New York (On the Town)Chip
Sitting Becalmed in the Lee of Cuttyhunk (A New Brain)Gordon Schwinn
The Beautiful People of Denver (The Unsinkable Molly Brown)Molly Tobin
Venice Gavotte (Candide)Pangloss
A Call from the Vatican (Nine)Carla
Barcelona (Company)April
Poor Jerusalem (Jesus Christ Superstar)Jesus
The Heat is On in Saigon (Miss Saigon)John
Toledo Surprise (The Drowsy Chaperone)Kitty
Santa Fe (Rent)Tom Collins
One Night in Bangkok (Chess)Freddie Trumper
Kansas City (Oklahoma!)Will Parker
The Bus from Amarillo (The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas)Mona Stangley
Twenty Miles from Marietta (Parade)Hugh Dorsey
Boca Raton (Road Show)Wilson Mizner
Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo. (Damn Yankees)Gloria Thorpe
Buenos Aires (Evita)Eva Duarte
Chicago, Illinois (Victor/Victoria)Norma Cassidy

The indicated letters spell out TINYURL DOT COM SLASH KNEWMEWHEN. Viewing that URL takes you to another Google Map. This one is zoomed in on Gary, Indiana, with the note "This sure isn't one of the great cities of Europe or the East Coast! (8,5)". This clues the song "Gary, Indiana" from The Music Man, which is sung by WINTHROP PAROO, who fits the enumeration (8,5) and is the answer to the puzzle.