Name | Price | Contents |
---|---|---|
A. F. Aaron | $5.00 | MSG |
D. I. Baker | $3.00 | Meringue |
D. S. Campbell | $16.00 | Splenda |
I. H. Evans | $8.00 | Equal |
N. E. Foster | $1.00 | Cement |
D. R. Gonzalez | $14.00 | Pudding Mix |
I. W. Ingram | $4.00 | Milk Powder |
C. H. Johnson | $22.00 | Sweet 'n Low |
E. I. Kelley | $11.00 | Tapioca |
S. T. Martin | $9.00 | Ginger |
O. E. Nguyen | $2.00 | Yeast |
F. P. Oliver | $51.00 | Altoids |
T. O. Quinn | $11.00 | Epsom Salt |
H. W. Roberts | $9.00 | Lemonade |
E. D. Smith | $13.00 | Sugar |
R. E. Underwood | $4.00 | Vitamin C |
M. R. Vasquez | $5.00 | Plaster |
O. S. Walsh | $37.00 | Alum |
Alphabetizing by last name as above, one finds that the first initials spell "ADD INDICES OF THERMO", and the middle initials spell "FISHER WHITE POWDERS". If you search for "Thermo Fisher" "white powders", you'll find an index from a database of the infrared spectra of common white powders. In the alphabetized order, the powders and their indices are as follows:
MSG 67 Meringue 96 Splenda 139 Equal 65 Cement 123 Pudding Mix 85 Milk Powder 60 Sweet 'n Low 143 Tapioca 144 Ginger 79 Yeast 63 Altoids 7 Epsom Salt 64 Lemonade 90 Sugar 142 Vitamin C 158 Plaster 114 Alum 8
Adding these indices to the dollar amounts on the baggies yields the indices of other white powders:
72 Dr. Scholl's Foot Powder 99 Enoz Cedar Pine Moth Balls 155 Extra Strength Tylenol 73 Arm and Hammer Johnson's Foot Soap 124 Rolaids 99 Enoz Cedar Pine Moth Balls 64 Epson Salt (MgSO4) 165 Whiting powder for paint 155 Extra Strength Tylenol 88 Jiffy buttermilk biscuit mix 65 Equal sweetener 58 Electrosol Dishwasher Detergent 75 Jiffy white frosting mix 99 Enoz Cedar Pine Moth Balls 155 Extra Strength Tylenol 162 Wash soda 119 Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes 45 Yellow corn meal
Reading down the first letters of these powders gives DEE ARE EWE JEE JEE WHY, which if you read it aloud spells the answer, DRUGGY.