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Esme Weatherwax says: "On a recent visit to Ankh-Morpork I picked up this discword puzzle from the Ankh-Morpork Times. It seems they forgot to print the diagram, but I know these things always have 180-degree rotational symmetry and have something to do with current events. I'm sure I could summon up the diagram, but that ate'nt right; I should solve it the way the locals had to."

Turnwise

  1. Doorstep accessory
  2. Kind of snake
  3. A single time
  4. Noisy disturbance
  5. Writing fluid
  6. The followers of a small god
  7. Similar
  8. Skill
  9. Acquire
  10. Bubbly, swirly tub
  11. Body of water
  12. Agitate
  13. Take advantage of
  14. Beyond
  15. Belonging to us
  16. Three singers

Widdershins

  1. Witch or vampire, sometimes? (abbr.)
  1. Body of water
  2. Fill completely
  3. Fish eggs
  4. Carry on excitedly
  5. Metal source
  6. Dope
  7. Formerly named
  8. Remove, as a ruler
  9. Embrace
  10. Tilt
  11. Adherent (suff.)
  12. Just ___ ("Hold on.")
  13. Rep.
  14. Home for pigeons
  15. Anger

Hubward

  1. Maneuvers adroitly
  2. Neglected
  3. Affirmative response
  4. Bothered
  1. Double-cross
  2. A social gathering for a particular purpose
  3. The tooth cart driver
  4. Crowning ceremony
  5. Lord Vetinari
  6. Provincial
  7. Begetting
  8. Takes by surprise
  9. Hogswatchnight, elsewhere
  10. It follows aleph

Rimward

  1. Male cat
  2. A maiden's last words?
  3. Shall, slangily
  4. Clubs, and others
  5. Heavenly light show
  6. "No lie!"
  7. Ecksian animal