The Spoilers of War

Cylons have infiltrated the fleet. We must ferret them all out before they exterminate us! Each of these people made the given number of statements to our investigators. We must find the total number of Cylons detected in each datafile.

Datafile: BEAUTY

“Good. You look good. I really like your hair.” (3)
“I always look good.” (2, 12, 24)
“That bum knee of yours is looking pretty good.” (32)
“It's not pretty. But it is... quiet.” (8, 22)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: CREATION

“Instead of staring at blank walls, I choose to surround myself with a vision of God's creation.” (18)
“You said that humanity was a flawed creation and that people still kill one another." (9)
“I know that God loved you more than all other living creatures and you repaid his divine love with sin, with hate, corruption, evil. So then he decided to create the Cylons.” (15)
“We created them. There's always a chance we might find common ground." (2, 11)
"You cannot play God, then wash your hands of the things that you've created.” (2, 9)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: DEATH

“Maybe it would have been better for us to have died quickly.” (17)
“You will believe me when I say that there are far worse things than death in this world.” (8, 22)
“If you want to die, I will open up an airlock for you” (5, 12, 36, 46)
“There's something beautiful, miraculous, between life and death.” (23)
“You... you have to die, you have to die because, well, because we don't like you very much.” (16)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: EMOTION

“Don't. Don't make me cry on my own hangar deck.” (11)
“There there. It's okay. You're not gonna have to cry much longer.” (30, 46)
“I don't understand, why are they doing this now?” (39)
“This case is built on emotion, on anger, bitterness, vengeance.” (41)
“That’s a charming way to deal with emotional problems!” (17, 24)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: FAITH

"The Scriptures say some of us will die on Kobol." (6, 22)
“I know that many of you believe in the power of prayer. If that is your way, then I urge you to pray.” (1, 15)
“Do you know how useless prayer is? Chanting, and singing, and mucking about with old half-remembered lines of bad poetry?” (2, 24, 36, 40, 42)
“Symbols matter. Uniforms, flags, banners, even mascots. They’re like pieces of your heart that you can see.” (20)
“How, why, doesn’t really matter now. What does matter is that as of this moment, we are at war.” (11, 13, 38)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: FAMILY

“My father used to break pencils before going into court, and then borrow one from the clerk.” (2, 25, 26, 33)
“I love my father. I respect him. But in this he is wrong, he must be opposed.” (7, 28)
“There is no greater ally, no force more powerful, no enemy more resolved, than a son who chooses to step from his father's shadow.” (33, 41, 45)
“Parents have to die. It’s the only way children can come into their own.” (7, 21)
“And we still visit all of our sins upon our children” (10, 17, 30, 43)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: GOD

“We’re here to find a new way to live in peace. As God wants us to live. " (13)
"God wills the universe according to His design." (1)
"He has a plan for everything and everyone.” (4)
“I am an instrument of God.” (1, 40)
“I am more than you could ever imagine. I am God." (43)
"And I have a message. So take me to your leader." (3)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: KILLING

“We round up at random, groups off the street and we execute them, publicly." (37)
"Sometimes you have to do things that you hate, so you can survive to fight another day.” (33)
“Despite it all—the hardships, the stress, the ever-present danger of being killed—despite all that, they never give up.” (37)
“You can run if you'd like. This ship will stand and it will fight." (2, 42)
"Maybe they genetically design it to perform a task. To be a fighter.” (16)
“I'm fighting 'cause I don't know how to do anything else." (43, 44)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: LOVE

“Is the love of that man really worth possibly losing all of this?” (20)
“She thinks she loves him now. That she can't live without him.” (14)
“I didn't pretend to feel something so I could screw people over. I loved them.” (27)
“How could anyone fall in love with a toaster, though?” (7, 25)
“I see the love that binds all living things together." (34)
"Love is a strange and wonderful thing, Chief. You be happy you experienced it at all.” (30, 32)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: MISTAKES

“You have committed a monstrous and unforgivable sin and now you and your entire wretched race are going to suffer God's vengeance.” (11, 26)
“I did what I thought was right. If it was a mistake, fine, I can live with that.” (23, 33)
“Why are you acting like a child with your hand in the cookie jar?” (25)
“How should I know? I'm not a psychic.” (15)
“You are making such a mistake.” (8, 20, 21)
“Butterfingers!” (24)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: POLITICS

“Politics is the only thing more boring than blood samples.” (44)
"That is not a system that deserves to be defended. It deserves to be taken apart and put back together again.” (26, 36, 40)
“If people could only wipe their bums properly, there would be a measurable uptick in the polls.” (3, 18)
“Politics may not be your strong suit. But it serves us in the moment.” (31)
“Let's go be presidential.” (5)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: SEX

“I hardly recognized you with your clothes on.” (12, 17)
“Love isn't about sex.” (5, 32, 38)
“We need to get the hell out of here and we need to start having babies!” (35)
“Pilot who can't keep her pants on.” (2, 8, 11)
“Procreation is one of God's commandments.” (6, 19, 45)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: SLEEP

“There'll be nobody there to bitchslap you if you start to get tired.” (38)
“Go sleep this off. That's an order.” (14, 22)
“I'm tired just like everyone else." (35, 44)
“Well, if the quarters become cramped, you're always welcome in one of my beds.” (7, 19)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______


“You obviously want to kill yourself. Question is why.” (29)
“Children of abusive parents often fear passing along that abuse to their own children.” (41)
“You were born to a woman who believed suffering was good for the soul, so you suffered. Your life is a testament to pain.” (29)
“I don't have to sit anymore and take this kind of abuse from either of you!” (13)
“I don't care. Because your pain is my entertainment.” (41, 44)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

Datafile: THOUGHT

“There are limits. To the human body, to the human mind. Tolerances that you can't push beyond.” (4, 22)
“It's not gonna get better until you see what the problem is. And the problem is, you're screwed up. Heart and mind.” (10)
“Don't interrupt me. You see, I'm gonna dazzle you with my poor human brain.” (38)
“ have a brain?” (12)
“I'm sorry I'm smarter than you.” (28)
“No, it's not smart. It's politics.” (1, 35)
Total Number of Cylons Detected: ______

After you have identified the Cylons, place each group of Cylons as a unit into the numbered prison cells below.

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