The Rumpled Man with a Bowl Cut
While waiting for my friend to come down the mountain, I played Zendo with a fellow Doctor, name of Bongard. "Observe," said Dr. Bongard, "how these cards follow a rule, and thus are on the path of enlightenment, while these other cards do not follow the rule, and thus have strayed off the trails."
"That's all very well and good," I replied, "but what have you written along the stones at the base of the mountain?"
"The beginnings of the names of the game, Rumpled Man, ignoring spaces, but not punctuation. Discern the rules followed by the cards on the right paths, and you may attain enlightenment too."