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by Dan Katz, Mike Selinker, and Foggy Brume
Answer: REUNITES
Each card has a printer's devilry of a word that may be broken up in several places in the phrasing. Each word is half of a brand name which contains a central ampersand.
- [fi/tch] WEAR THE CLOTHING THAT BEfiTS A GENTLEMAN WE REPLACE LOST STItchES AND HEMS
- [ba/ke] OUR FISH baIT'S THE BEST YOU'LL FIND CATCH MORE FLUke THAN EVER BEFORE
- [go/od] COME IN FOR A DELICIOUS MANgo SMOOTHIE OUR NUTRITION EXPERTS CAN HELP YOU BEST EMBodY A HEALTHY LIFESTYLE
- [ben] benDING THE RULES IS NOT OUR STYLE WE KNOW THE LAW AND WE'LL FOLLOW IT TO HELP YOU
- [sp/an] spEND LESS CASH WITH OUR SALE ON FILM FLASHES anD BATTERIES
- [de/ck/er] GET THE BEST deAL ON CONDIMENTS YOU'LL LOVE OUR GROOVY PIckLES AND JARS OF FAB HORSerADISH
- [je/rr/ys] GIMME jeANS GIMME SHIRTS EVERYTHING'S DISCOUNTED BE THERE OR BE SOrrY 3 DAys STARTING FRIDAY
- [ba/rr/el] LEARN RUMba AND MOrrIS DANCING HERE WE'RE THE BEST IN THe lINE DANCING BUSINESS
- [sp/ic] NEED VACATION MONEY FOR THE spRING TALK TO ONE OF OUR LOAN OFFicERS TODAY
- [abe/rcr/om/bie] ALL OUR OPERATORS ARE TOTAL BabeS THAT IS OUR WAr crY MEET A WomAN WHO'LL BE YOUR REAL LIFE BARbie
- [ha/mm/er] OUR WINTER ChaLET IS A GREAT GET AWAY FROM OPPRESSIVE SUmmER HEAT ENJOY SNOW AND WINTer ANTICS TODAY
- [cr/ate] PICK UP THE USA'S BEST crOS SWORDS NOW WE'LL GIVE YOU REBateS IF YOU FIND BETTER
- [sh/ake] SADLY SOMEDAY YOU shALL PASS AWAY BE PREPARED FOR WHEN YOU MEET YOUR MakeR
- [bl/ack] STOP CHOKING DOWN INEDIblE SALAD OUR MEALS ARE STackED HIGH WITH FRESH VEGGIES
- [arm] THE WarmEST WEATHER LIES TO THE SOUTH BOOK A FLIGHT TODAY
- [pl/en/ty] TRY A SAMplE-SIZE FRAPPE FOR FREE PARenTS WE HAVE KID'S FLAVORS GET A FUN NEW CUP StyLED AFTER A GRECIAN URN
The matching brands are Abercrombie & Fitch, Arm & Hammer, Ben & Jerry's, Black & Decker, Crate & Barrel, Shake & Bake, Good & Plenty, and Spic & Span. Overlaying the two cards which contain matching halves reveals only one letter in the same position on each card.
Each card's corrected text goes with one of the locations on the map. At the midpoint of the halves is an intersection. There is one intersection on each street from 2nd to 9th. Mapping the extracted letters in left to right order spells REUNITES.
1st half | 1st store | 1st address | 2nd half | 2nd store | 2nd address | midpoint | letter |
SHAKE | Le Petit Mortuary | 1st & G | BAKE | The Right Angler | 3rd & A | 2nd & D | R |
SPIC | The Loan Arranger | 1st & D | SPAN | Snap Judgments | 5th & H | 3rd & F | E |
CRATE | Puzzlvaria | 4th & H | BARREL | The 39 Steps | 4th & B | 4th & E | U |
GOOD | Smooth E's | 2nd & I | PLENTY | Frappe-Tastic! | 8th & C | 5th & F | N |
BEN | Legal Beagles | 10th & E | JERRY'S | Clothes But No Cigar | 2nd & C | 6th & D | I |
ARM | The Plane Truth | 8th & H | HAMMER | Koolhaus Lodges | 6th & B | 7th & E | T |
ABERCROMBIE | HotLines | 6th & A | FITCH | Gee, Suits! | 10th & G | 8th & D | E |
BLACK | Veganomix | 10th & C | DECKER | Tip-Top Toppings | 8th & I | 9th & F | S |