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  1. In his various adventures, he's been a detective, a champion athlete, a soldier, a time traveler, and a counter-revolutionary. (4 4)
  2. She'll take on the sea-swine, even if it means losing her head. (7 4)
  3. He has the powers of the seven founding members of a major super-team, at least at first. (5)
  4. Employed by the US Marine Corps as a Mars surface navigator, she has some trust issues when it comes to visitors. (4)
  5. She lives to harvest human DNA for her nursery on a planet whose population died out 1,000 years earlier. (6)
  6. He plays a mean game of 5-finger fillet, as an unwilling marine will testify. (6)
  7. He likes to use his namesake appendages in his mafia enforcement duties. Maybe a little too much. (6)
  8. He dated a goth girl for a while until she shot him with an orbital laser, his memory was erased, and he got back together with his alcoholic ex-porn star ex-girlfriend. (She’s no longer a brain in a jar, so it’s cool.) (6)
  9. He has a pet cat who does not display the physical feature alluded to in its name. (4)
  10. Though he starts with slow and incomplete adaptations of the hero's skills, he gains them quickly through the acquisition of cards and the consumption of green gems. (5)
  11. She's irrationally angry at PCs, though their competitors aren't exactly safe around her either. (Oh, and pay no attention to the squirrel with mysterious powers.) (3)
  12. He may rise from the clay to defend the Jews of an eastern European city. (5)
  13. His safe word is actually three words long, possibly translated as "Your master is slain, you must rescue him." (4)
  14. Thomas Edison's perfect woman, she winds up with his friend, an English lord. (6)
  15. Named for the League of Humanity representative who supported robots' rights (but gets wiped out by them anyway), she's now the new progenitor of her race. (6)
  16. He does his best to protect his family against butterfly-suited villains and other assorted menaces, but has an unfortunate tendency to wind up more mangled than would be preferable. (6)
  17. He serves fantastically as a replacement for a hotheaded superhero. (6)
  18. Though he originally worked for the evil agency with four capital letters, he now works for the good agency with seven. (5)
  19. She cleans up after a stupendously wealthy kid. (5)
  20. He possesses a microwave jammer, a medical scanner, a flamethrower, and a voice stress analyzer. (4)
  21. He does not like it when people try to get him to take the Voight-Kampff test. (4 8)
  22. He can incapacitate a whole army with his depressive personality. (6)
  23. He pals around with two artistic monkeys. (4)
  24. He plays with a girl who prefers him to children her age, unaware that her mother finds this socially unacceptable. (6)
  25. She serves a family of four, whose names and familial positions you can probably recite in order. (5)
  26. He idolizes a human inside a metal suit, though of course he thinks the Big Guy's just like him. (5)
  27. He is worshipped as a golden god by some teddy bear-like critters. (3-8)
  28. He has prophetic dreams, which is strange for his kind, but he's no murderer. (5)
  29. He thinks of himself as a slave to a girl from Kansas. (3-3)
  30. He usually sits in the leftmost of the trio of commonly occupied theater seats. (3 5)
  31. His much smarter colleague is a doctor who's always directly in front of him. (5)
  32. He's willing to stick around on Earth with the babe while his counterpart heads off into space. (7)
  33. While on her honeymoon with a superspy, she might just explode at him. (7 10)
  34. She lives in a large cabinet in her brother's bedroom. (5)
  35. She fights a quartet of carapaced brothers while possessing a battle dummy. (5)
  36. He befriends bugs and dances along to movies from the ’60s, because what else is he gonna do? (4-1)
  37. This cop enjoys listening to Swedish radio and often dances while lawbreakers shoot at him. (2-2)