Our Crew Is Replaceable. Your Package Isn't.
Good news, everyone! You’ve been selected for the relatively non-fatal task of assisting Bureaucrat Grade 34 Hermes Conrad in organizing the Planet Express delivery schedule! It should be a simple matter to deliver all the packages to each Destination, while also getting every being to Planet Express Headquarters without harm by the end of the mission.
IMPORTANT RULES FOR ALL MISSIONS:
- Log all Package deliveries on the trip log form in the order they are delivered.
- The Ship, Headquarters, and the Destination are always considered separate places, even when the former has arrived at either of the latter.
- The Ship always starts at Headquarters.
- The Ship can carry up to three beings (including its crew) and one package.
- The Ship needs both a pilot and a copilot for every trip. The only approved piloting crews are: Bender and Fry together; Amy and Kif together; Hermes and the Professor together; and Leela and any other being.
- In each mission, the Ship will make a total of six trips, picking up one package from Headquarters, delivering it at the Destination, and returning.
- No being needs to leave the Ship to pick up or deliver a package. As long as the Ship is in the right place, the package may be transferred by itself. (Beings may also transfer to or from the Ship at the same time, of course.)
- Beings may "conflict with" an attribute or another being. This means that they cannot be in the same place as that being or anything with that attribute. They may cross paths on their way to or from the Ship, however. (For example, a being that conflicts with Booze may transfer from the Ship to Headquarters at the same time that a Booze package is transferred from Headquarters to the Ship.)
- All transfers to and from the Ship happen simultaneously.
- At the end of a mission, all packages must be at the Destination and all beings must be at Headquarters or on the Ship.
- There may be multiple valid crews for certain individual trips, but there's only one possible order in which the packages can be delivered.
Mission 1: DOOP Station
The new new Democratic Order Of Planets Space Station, safely in orbit around the Planet of the Moochers.
RULES:
- The station is open to all!
BEINGS STARTING AT DOOP STATION:
- Amy (Conflicts with Aphrodisiac, Conflicts with Comedic)
- Mom (Conflicts with Cheap)
- Professor (Conflicts with Tech)
- Zapp (Conflicts with Leela, Conflicts with Doomsday)
BEINGS STARTING ON THE SHIP:
- Bender (Pilots with Fry, Conflicts with Booze, Conflicts with Luxury)
- Fry (Pilots with Bender, Conflicts with Comedic, Conflicts with Edible)
- Leela (Pilots with any other being, Conflicts with Zapp)
PACKAGES STARTING AT HEADQUARTERS:
- Adolf Hitler's Brain in the Body of a Great White Shark (Doomsday)
- Cheesy Popplers (Edible)
- Electric Transmogrifier (Cheap, Doomsday, Tech)
- Monsieur Carton Xtra Romantic (Aphrodisiac, Booze)
- Slipperytech Brand Banana Peels (Cheap, Comedic)
- Thundercougarfalconbird (Luxury, Tech)
Mission 2: Amazonia
The planet of the Amazonians. Due to a hilarious mishap, much of the Planet Express crew has been captured by the Amazonians, who will put all the men to death by Snu-Snu if Planet Express does not deliver Amazonia's backlog of packages.
RULES:
- Males cannot transfer from the Ship to the surface of Amazonia. They may remain on the Ship as normal.
- Males that start on the surface of Amazonia are prisoners, and cannot leave until freed.
- For every two packages delivered, one Male will be freed and must leave Amazonia on the Ship's return trip.
- All Non-Males can come and go freely, and no Non-Males are ever considered prisoners.
- Kif, as the most attractive Male, will be kept by the Amazonians as long as possible. He must be the last Male freed.
BEINGS STARTING ON AMAZONIA:
- Amy (Non-Male, Pilots with Kif, Conflicts with Comedic)
- Leela (Non-Male, Pilots with any other being, Conflicts with Enraging, Conflicts with Zapp after he is freed)
- Prisoners:
- Bender (Male, Pilots with Fry, Conflicts with Luxury)
- Fry (Male, Pilots with Bender, Conflicts with Comedic)
- Kif (Male, Pilots with Amy, Conflicts with Terrifying)
- Zapp (Male, Conflicts with Doomsday, Conflicts with Leela after he is freed)
BEINGS STARTING ON THE SHIP:
- Hermes (Male, Pilots with the Professor)
- Professor (Male, Pilots with Hermes, Conflicts with Tech)
PACKAGES STARTING AT HEADQUARTERS:
- Elzar's Finest Spice Weasels (Luxury)
- Infinite Deathcount Killbots (Doomsday)
- Male Space-Lifestyle Magazines (Enraging)
- Ravenous Beasts (Terrifying)
- Robot Logic Upgrade (Tech, Special: After this is delivered Bender changes from Male to Non-Male)
- Super Slurm (Comedic, Doomsday, Luxury)
Mission 3: Amphibios 9
The water world.
RULES:
- Any Water-Sensitive packages must be delivered sometime in the last three trips, or they will be destroyed.
BEINGS STARTING ON AMPHIBIOS 9:
- Amy (Pilots with Kif, Conflicts with Comedic)
- Kif (Pilots with Amy, Conflicts with Terrifying)
- Mr. Wong (Must always be with Mrs. Wong, Conflicts with Luxury)
- Mrs. Wong (Must always be with Mr. Wong, Conflicts with Luxury)
- H.G. Blob (Conflicts with Edible, Cannot be in the same place as only one other being)
BEINGS STARTING ON THE SHIP:
- Bender (Conflicts with Booze, Conflicts with Luxury)
- Leela (Pilots with any other being, Conflicts with Enraging)
- Professor (Conflicts with Tech)
PACKAGES STARTING AT HEADQUARTERS:
- Dr. Flim Flam's Miracle Cream (Luxury)
- IObey Distributor (Tech, Terrifying, Water-Sensitive)
- Neptunian Jerky (Edible)
- Old New York Style Dehydrated Cheesecake (Edible, Tech, Water-Sensitive)
- Suicide Booth Brand Home Kit (Booze, Enraging)
- Yarn People (Comedic)
Mission 4: Chapek 9
The Robot planet.
RULES:
- Living beings cannot transfer from the Ship to the surface of Chapek 9. They may remain on the Ship as normal.
- Planet Express has one Robot Disguise that will make any Living being count as a Robot. This may be freely passed between any two Living beings in the same place at the same time. The transfer must take place with both beings aboard the Ship or both beings at Headquarters (but not with both beings on the surface of Chapek 9, as one of the transferees would be undisguised). The Robot Disguise starts on Fry.
BEINGS STARTING ON CHAPEK 9:
- Bender (Robot, Pilots with Fry, Conflicts with Luxury, Conflicts with Booze, Cannot be in the same place as Calculon for more than two consecutive deliveries)
- Calculon (Robot, Conflicts with Zoidberg, Cannot be in the same place as Bender for more than two consecutive deliveries)
- Fry (Living, Pilots with Bender, Conflicts with Comedic, Conflicts with Edible, Wearing Robot Disguise)
- Hedonismbot (Robot, Conflicts with Luxury, Conflicts with Depraved)
- Roberto (Robot, Conflicts with Living)
BEINGS STARTING ON THE SHIP:
- Leela (Living, Pilots with any other being, Conflicts with Enraging)
- Professor (Living, Conflicts with Tech)
- Zoidberg (Living, Conflicts with Edible, Conflicts with Calculon)
PACKAGES STARTING AT HEADQUARTERS:
- Creamed Baby Seals (Depraved, Enraging)
- Idiot Box (Comedic, Tech)
- Orlon Candy (Edible)
- Sam Adams' Head Boston Lager (Booze)
- Violent Holovids (Enraging)
- Wormulonian Top Hats (Luxury)
Mission 5: The Neutral Planet
Home to the Neutrals, who require balance in all things.
RULES:
- If a Positive package is delivered, the next package must be Negative.
- If a Negative package is delivered, the next package must be Positive.
- Kif has contracted the Apathetic Plague, and must be picked up in the first trip. He can receive treatment on the Ship or at Headquarters, but won't be able to transfer from the Ship back to the surface of the Neutral Planet.
- Scruffy starts on break, and cannot be moved until at least half of the packages have been delivered.
BEINGS STARTING ON THE NEUTRAL PLANET:
- Hermes (Pilots with the Professor, Conflicts with Smokable)
- Kif (Conflicts with Terrifying)
- Leela (Pilots with any other being, Conflicts with Enraging)
- Professor (Pilots with Hermes, Conflicts with Tech)
- Scruffy (Conflicts with Booze)
BEINGS STARTING ON THE SHIP:
- Bender (Pilots with Fry, Conflicts with Booze, Conflicts with Luxury)
- Fry (Pilots with Bender, Conflicts with Comedic)
PACKAGES STARTING AT HEADQUARTERS:
- Evil Parallel Universe Portal Generator (Tech, Negative)
- Hi-Voltage Electric Buzzer (Comedic, Terrifying, Negative)
- Inane Sitcomatron 5000 (Comedic, Enraging, Positive)
- Mutant Hamsters (Terrifying, Negative)
- Neo-Tijuana Gold (Luxury, Smokable, Positive)
- Rummy Rumstein's Robot Rum (Booze, Positive)
Mission 6: Omicron Persei 8
Home to the warlike Omicronians.
RULES:
- Zapp must must be picked up in the first trip, or he will cause an intergalactic incident. He'll be fine on the Ship or at Headquarters, but he won't be able to transfer from the Ship back to the surface of Omicron Persei 8.
BEINGS STARTING ON OMICRON PERSEI 8:
- Bender (Pilots with Fry, Conflicts with Booze, Conflicts with Luxury)
- Fry (Pilots with Bender, Conflicts with Edible)
- Kif (Pilots with Amy, Conflicts with Terrifying)
- President Nixon's Head (Conflicts with Incriminating)
- Zapp (Conflicts with Doomsday)
BEINGS STARTING ON THE SHIP:
- Amy (Pilots with Kif)
- Hermes (Pilots with the Professor)
- Professor (Pilots with Hermes, Conflicts with Tech)
PACKAGES STARTING AT HEADQUARTERS:
- Agnew's Headless Body (Doomsday, Incriminating)
- Omicronian Computers (Tech)
- Ooze Monster Bites (Edible, Terrifying)
- Pointy Rock Tied to a Stick (Doomsday, Terrifying)
- Refined Human Horn (Edible, Luxury)
- St. Pauli Exclusion Principle Girl (Booze)