Fantastic Voyage

by Mary Linton Peters and Stephen Peters
Answer: LIKE A SURGEON

This is presented as the exploration log of a strange planet, filled with various geographical features, and the occasional long-abandoned city or highway. The various features map to the anatomical features they represent. The log is presented as a series of explorations, from a group of away teams, as they set out from various base camps to discover the features of the landscape.

As indicated by the title, this is a "fantastic voyage" through the human body. Each path is given a map number which indicates a figure in Gray's Anatomy. The all-caps phrase clues a body part of the enumeration given, and the number of the base camp gives an index into the body part.

The geographical features map to the following:

The crew arrives at the ulnar artery, otherwise known as Guyon's canal. From there, they go to these locations.

TeamTimeSiteBody PartMapLetter
Base Camp 1Guyon's canal (ulnar artery)
1A0522hROCKY FORMATIONtrapezoid boneMapT
1B0633hOTHER RIVER BRANCHradial arteryMapR
1C2039hHOLLOWcubital fossaMap C
1D1628hSOUTHERN OUTCROPPINGmedial epicondyle of the humerusMapM
1E0313hVINEflexor digitorum sublimis muscleMapF
1F2236hROCKcoracoid processMap C
Base Camp 2coracoid process
2A0555hLARGE RIVERsubclavian arteryMap U
2B0056hEXTREMELY LARGE RIVERaortaMap O
2C1918hLOCKtricuspid valveMapR
2D1212hPLATEAUpectoralis major muscleMapE
2E1002hCLIFFxiphoid processMap I
2F2204hCONFLUENCEhilumMap I
2G1342hSMOOTH VALLEYesophagusMap S
Base Camp 3gastroesophogeal junction
3A0218hCOMMON SOURCEvagus nerveMapG
3B1505hPASTUREfundusMapN
3C1747hSETTLEMENTgall bladderMapL
3D2332hSWAMPgreater omentumMapE
3E1129hMODERATE-SIZED CITYpancreasMapN
3F0848hSUSPENDED VINE BRIDGEligament of TreitzMapG
3G1826hPATHappendixMapP
Base Camp 4appendicular artery
4A1416hRIVERiliac arteryMapA
4B0022hVILLAGEprostateMapS
4C1048hMARSHepididymisMap+MapD
4D0931hTHICK, WOVEN HEDGEBuck's FasciaMapK
4E0436hLARGEST ROADsciatic nerveMapA
4F1948hCOMMON SOURCE POINTpes anserinusMap+MapA
4G0725hROCKY PASSAGEtibiaMapI
Base Camp 5subclavian artery
5A2126hTRIBUTARYcarotid arteryMapT
5B0804hSOMEWHAT TOUGHER SECTION OF WILDERNESSsternocleidomastoideus muscleMapN
5C0357hTHE ONE CLOSEST TO USmalleusMapE
5D1549hPATHchorda tympani nerveMapD
5E1251hMORE DAMN JUNGLEplatysma muscleMapY
5F0142hOPEN CAVEsphenoidal sinusMapN
5G1705hVILLAGEeyeballMapA

Each exploration is time-coded, and the time-codes will be used to get the final subclue ordering. Doing so will spell out the phrase SONG FEATURING KIDNEYS AND MALPRACTICE, which is the "Weird Al" Yankovic song LIKE A SURGEON.