I Only Get a Measly $200?

You want the instructions to this puzzle? All right, but I'm afraid that's gonna cost you. I figure a few grand under the table will… What, this is a free Mystery Hunt? Well, who in Hell authorized that? Okay, okay, fine, I can deal. What you need to know is that the board uses the standard spaces for the most common US version of (DE)MONOPOLY, arranged as shown below. All the standard rules of its terrestrial counterpart apply. I shouldn't be giving this information for free, but I guess this is your lucky day.