Lesson II-5: Walking the Boards Memorize your lines, or the only one you'll need to know is “Do you want fries with that?”

Encore! Encore!

Backstage rule #1: When you bring the actors their coffee, don't call them by their first names. Of course, you'll be lucky if they call you anything other than "You with the coffee!"

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Florist's assistant (1994)
Ex-cop (1996)
Game player (2000)

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Homeless woman (2003)
Reverend (2004)
Homeless woman (2005)

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Executioner (1998)
Slaveowner (1999)
Hypocrite (2000)

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Gondolier (2002)
Shepherd (2004)
Crime boss (2005)

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Accuser (2001)
Quarantined wife (2002)
Danish prince (2003)

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Farmer (1973)
Fool (1974)
Policeman (1975)

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Yes-man (2004)
Executive (2005)
Supreme being (2006)

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Nobleman (2001)
Gang member (2003)
Veterinarian (2004)

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Eunuch (1999)
Fiance (2003)
Viking (2004)

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Assassination victim (2003)
Parent (2004)
Clergyman (2006)

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Dadaist (1995)
Monkey (1996)
Assassin (1997)

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Former TV star (2001)
King of Sicilia (2002)
General (2003)

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Cosmetics salesman (1999)
Arbiter (2000)
Suitor (2001)

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Hair vendor (2003)
Reindeer (2004)
Congressman (2006)

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Alcoholic (1966)
Diplomat (1966)
Soldier (1968)

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Celebrated author (1994)
Dog (2001)
Tutor (2004)

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Fiance (1999)
Dead actor (2001)
Explorer (2003)

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Lobster (2004)
Murdered lesbian (2005)
Reptile component (2006)

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Conqueror (1991)
Storyteller (1992)
Father (1993)

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User (2004)
Jedi (2005)
Hotelier (2006)

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Lover (1989)
Revolutionary (1990)
Murderer (1991)

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Slave (1989)
Actor (2002)
Academic (2004)

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Vicar (2000)
Notary (2001)
Farmer (2003)