Solution to Land That I Love

by Jeff Cohen

The clues reference America (the Book): A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction. Here they are, filled in:

1. Fifty-three
2. Israel
3. Richard Nixon
4. Smithsonian Museum of Natural History
5. Thomas Nast
6. Henry (Kissinger)
7. Oral arguments
8. Schtupped President Kennedy
9. Tobacco
10. Olsen Twins
11. Floyd Burnington
12. Flag
13. Unplaceable
14. Cabinet
15. Kaiser Wilhelm is a Douchebag
16. You
17. Oompah-Loompahs
18. U.K.! U.K.! U.K.! U.K.!

Reading down the first letters spells "First host of Fuck You." In the chapter on the media, the book talks about the show "Fuck You, with Pat Buchanan and Bill Press." The answer to this puzzle is PAT BUCHANAN.

2006 MIT Mystery Hunt