AcmeCorp, Inc. has released even more hints
at 1pm Sunday. In the interest of
improving the corporate welfare, we have also released Acme's own
"Have You Tried?" list from last year's hunt.
These are strategies of winners! And we want all our employees to be
winners, too.
The life of the CEO of ACMECorp, Inc., N. Ron Adelphia, was tragically
cut short Friday afternoon by inadvertent contact with bullets through
no fault of his own or of ACMECorp, Inc. This should have no effect
on our future earnings potential, and shareholders should remain
confident. Human resources has released this
information for employees.
Human resources has moved! Please use 617-452-4102.
