Solution: A Disturbing Universe

Written by Scott Weiss

Each set of words is a line from a Simpsons Halloween special (Treehouse of Horror) with a single word missing.

1. a a a alley an backseat bathroom behind camaro choose either friend's may of or porno the the theater wedding you
   Treehouse of Horror IX
   Kodos: You may choose either the backseat of a Camaro, an airplane bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater
   
   
2. a a and child come gotten his is it i've i've now put stop that to to using word
   Treehouse of Horror IV
   Skinner: Now I've gotten word that a child is using his imagination... and I've come to put a stop to it!
   
   
3. a a dad dump grace in like live place princess that's this what why would
   Treehouse of Horror II
   Homer: What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like this?
   Lisa: Dad, that's Monaco.
   
   
4. a again before heard i something soon tapping than
   Treehouse of Horror I
   Narrator: Soon again I heard a tapping something louder than before
   
   
5. a be but cartoons gruesome i i'd if let lousy mother of pretty some sorry these watch you
   Treehouse of Horror IX
   Marge: Sorry; but if I let you watch one of these gruesome Halloween cartoons, I'd be a pretty lousy mother.
   
   
6. a beware but carries curse object take terrible this
   Treehouse of Horror III
   Owner: Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
   
   
7. a breakfast cereal for got people with you
   Treehouse of Horror IX
   Moe: [Hey, 'Pu,] you got a breakfast cereal for people with syphilis?
   
   
8. a chopping hand head her kissing minute next one the they're they're woman's
   Treehouse of Horror VIII
   Marge: One minute they're kissing a woman's hand, the next, they're chopping off her head!
   
   
9. accurate i it passed speaking so technically that was was while
   Treehouse of Horror VIII
   Frink: It passed noon while I was speaking so that was technically accurate.
   
   
10. aides an an appearance at attributed bill clinton cryptic made morning necktie rather remarks some this tight to which
    Treehouse of Horror VII
    Brockman: At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an overly tight necktie.
    
    
11. ain't and be but called gonna happen hillbillies it of prefer sons the to
    Treehouse of Horror VII
    Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the soil". But it ain't gonna happen.
    
    
12. all america's around bugs clock dedicated exterminate now rocked that's the to to who wonderful y2k you
    Treehouse of Horror X
    Dick Clark: Wonderful; now that's dedicated to all you supergeeks who rocked around the clock to exterminate America's Y2K bugs.
    
    
13. all and and because boy consecutive forty-six hours hundred let little me of stop three who who won't
    Treehouse of Horror II
    Announcer: Three hundred and forty-six consecutive hours, and all because of one little boy who... who WON'T LET ME STOP!!!
    
    
14. allen an astronomers belt disturbance from have in ionic just of reported the the to van vicinity vladivostok
    Treehouse of Horror VI
    Announcer: Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt.
    
    
15. an are both by coincidence exactly languages of our same the
    Treehouse of Horror I
    Alien: By an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same.
    
    
16. an can evil feel house i in this
    Treehouse of Horror I
    Lisa: I can feel an evil presence in this house.
    
    
17. and course doomed find of the we within
    Treehouse of Horror VI
    Frink: And, of course, within, we find the doomed individual.
    
    
18. and down flush for guard it's later let or sooner then time toilet you'll your
    Treehouse of Horror VII
    Bart: Sooner or later, you'll let your guard down, and then flush: it's toilet time for Tinytown.
    
    
19. and eat less maybe more people should you
    Treehouse of Horror III
    Marge: Maybe you should eat more vegetables and less people...
    
    
20. another been blood dead drained found has his his of marks on peasant teeth throat two with
    Treehouse of Horror IV
    Brockman: Another local peasant has been found dead -- drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat.
    
    
21. back confined gone i've just the time to to weren't when zoos
    Treehouse of Horror V
    Homer: I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos!
    
    
22. be cafeteria dangerously detention in is room serving so the the time you'll your
    Treehouse of Horror V
    Skinner: The detention room is dangerously overcrowded so you'll be serving your time in the cafeteria.
    
    
23. behold breakthrough cat-o'-nine-tails greatest in relations since the the
    Treehouse of Horror II
    Burns: Behold! The greatest breakthrough in labor relations since the cat o' nine tails!
    
    
24. brains broken feeding is living must of on spell the the the the until walk you
    Treehouse of Horror III
    Bart: You must walk the earth, feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken.
    
    
25. but get get girls i'm know of once plenty real sure that the to you you'll
    Treehouse of Horror X
    Lucy Lawless: but I'm sure that once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of dates.
    
    
26. caretakers for new sir the the they're winter
    Treehouse of Horror V
    Smithers: Sir, they're the new winter caretakers for the lodge.
    
    
27. children conversation couldn't i monitoring your
    Treehouse of Horror VI
    Skinner: Children, I couldn't help monitoring your conversation.
    
    
28. don't if powers really their they they're to use why witches
    Treehouse of Horror VIII
    Lisa: If they're really witches, why don't they use their powers to escape?
    
    
29. grave many offer on people ramifications reflecting sell souls the their to
    Treehouse of Horror IV
    Flanders: Many people offer to sell their souls without reflecting on the grave ramifications
    
    
30. i not the the want weather
    Treehouse of Horror X
    Homer: I want the news, not the weather!

Put the missing words in order "chronologically" (put the three from Treehouse of Horror I in order of appearance, then the ones from II, etc.) The first letters of the words will spell "Palmolive does this to one's hands." The answer is soften.