Solution:
A Disturbing Universe
Written by
Scott Weiss
Each set of words is a line from a Simpsons Halloween special
(Treehouse of Horror) with a single word missing.
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a a a alley an backseat bathroom behind camaro choose either friend's may of or porno the the theater wedding you
Treehouse of Horror IX
Kodos: You may choose either the backseat of a Camaro, an
airplane
bathroom, a friend's wedding, or the alley behind a porno theater
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a a and child come gotten his is it i've i've now put stop that to to using word
Treehouse of Horror IV
Skinner: Now I've gotten word that a child is using his
imagination...
and I've come to put a stop to it!
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a a dad dump grace in like live place princess that's this what why would
Treehouse of Horror II
Homer: What a dump! Why would Princess Grace live in a place like this?
Lisa: Dad, that's
Monaco.
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a again before heard i something soon tapping than
Treehouse of Horror I
Narrator: Soon again I heard a tapping something
louder
than before
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a be but cartoons gruesome i i'd if let lousy mother
of pretty some sorry these watch you
Treehouse of Horror IX
Marge: Sorry; but if I let you watch one of these gruesome
Halloween
cartoons, I'd be a pretty lousy mother.
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a beware but carries curse object take terrible this
Treehouse of Horror III
Owner: Take this object, but beware
it
carries a terrible curse!
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a breakfast cereal for got people with you
Treehouse of Horror IX
Moe: [Hey, 'Pu,] you got a breakfast cereal for people with
syphilis?
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a chopping hand head her kissing minute next one the they're they're woman's
Treehouse of Horror VIII
Marge: One minute they're kissing a woman's hand, the next, they're chopping
off
her head!
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accurate i it passed speaking so technically that was was while
Treehouse of Horror VIII
Frink: It passed
noon
while I was speaking so that was technically accurate.
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aides an an appearance at attributed bill clinton cryptic made morning necktie rather remarks some this tight to which
Treehouse of Horror VII
Brockman: At an appearance this morning, Bill Clinton made some rather cryptic remarks, which aides attributed to an
overly
tight necktie.
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ain't and be but called gonna happen hillbillies it of prefer sons the to
Treehouse of Horror VII
Hibbert: And Hillbillies prefer to be called "sons of the
soil".
But it ain't gonna happen.
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all america's around bugs clock dedicated exterminate now rocked that's the to to who wonderful y2k you
Treehouse of Horror X
Dick Clark: Wonderful; now that's dedicated to all you
supergeeks
who rocked around the clock to exterminate America's Y2K bugs.
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all and and because boy consecutive forty-six hours hundred let little me of stop three who who won't
Treehouse of Horror II
Announcer: Three hundred and forty-six consecutive hours, and all because of
one
little boy who... who WON'T LET ME STOP!!!
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allen an astronomers belt disturbance from have in ionic just of reported the the to van vicinity vladivostok
Treehouse of Horror VI
Announcer: Astronomers from
Tacoma
to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt.
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an are both by coincidence exactly languages of our same the
Treehouse of Horror I
Alien: By an
astonishing
coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same.
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an can evil feel house i in this
Treehouse of Horror I
Lisa: I can feel an evil
presence
in this house.
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and course doomed find of the we within
Treehouse of Horror VI
Frink: And, of course, within, we find the doomed
individual.
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and down flush for guard it's later let or sooner then time toilet you'll your
Treehouse of Horror VII
Bart: Sooner or later, you'll let your guard down, and then flush: it's toilet time for
Tinytown.
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and eat less maybe more people should you
Treehouse of Horror III
Marge: Maybe you should eat more
vegetables
and less people...
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another been blood dead drained found has his his of marks on peasant teeth throat two with
Treehouse of Horror IV
Brockman: Another
local
peasant has been found dead -- drained of his blood with two teeth marks on his throat.
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back confined gone i've just the time to to weren't when zoos
Treehouse of Horror V
Homer: I've gone back to the time when
dinosaurs
weren't just confined to zoos!
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be cafeteria dangerously detention in is room serving so the the time you'll your
Treehouse of Horror V
Skinner: The detention room is dangerously
overcrowded
so you'll be serving your time in the cafeteria.
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behold breakthrough cat-o'-nine-tails greatest in relations since the the
Treehouse of Horror II
Burns: Behold! The greatest breakthrough in
labor
relations since the cat o' nine tails!
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brains broken feeding is living must of on spell the the the the until walk you
Treehouse of Horror III
Bart: You must walk the
earth,
feeding on the brains of the living until the spell is broken.
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but get get girls i'm know of once plenty real sure that the to you you'll
Treehouse of Horror X
Lucy Lawless: but I'm sure that once girls get to know the real you, you'll get plenty of
dates.
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caretakers for new sir the the they're winter
Treehouse of Horror V
Smithers: Sir, they're the new winter caretakers for the
lodge.
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children conversation couldn't i monitoring your
Treehouse of Horror VI
Skinner: Children, I couldn't
help
monitoring your conversation.
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don't if powers really their they they're to use why witches
Treehouse of Horror VIII
Lisa: If they're really witches, why don't they use their powers to
escape?
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grave many offer on people ramifications reflecting sell souls the their to
Treehouse of Horror IV
Flanders: Many people offer to sell their souls
without
reflecting on the grave ramifications
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i not the the want weather
Treehouse of Horror X
Homer: I want the
news,
not the weather!
Put the missing words in order "chronologically" (put the three from
Treehouse of Horror I in order of appearance, then the ones from II,
etc.) The first letters of the words will spell "Palmolive does this to
one's hands." The answer is
soften.