### Solution: Dialoguophobia (Phase 3 Object Puzzle)

Written by Kevin Wald

At showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show, the audience responds to the happenings on screen with commentary of their own. The dialogue presented consists of typical audience-participation responses to various monologues by the Narrator in the film. Solvers must insert the Narrator's lines into the supplied blanks. The full exchanges go as follows:

I would like,
You would, would you?
if I may,
You may not.
to take you
Take me! Take me!
on a strange journey
How strange was it? So strange, they made a movie about it.

Well, I say that life is an illusion.
There are those who say that life is an illusion,
and that reality is simply a figment of the imagination.
If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe.
However,
There's always a "however."
the sudden departure of their host and his
Neck?
creation
And his neck.
into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite
Where they were necking.
had left them feeling both apprehensive
And neckless.
and uneasy,
And neckless.
a feeling which grew
as the other guests departed
With their necks.
and they
And their necks.
were shown to their separate rooms.
Same room, different filter, cheap movie.

And crawling
Where?
on the planet's face,
What did you have for breakfast?
some insects
Why is your phone bill so high?
called the human race,